Nibiru and the Anunnaki

[AstralTraveller (David)]

Originally Posted by Dog Star

Right! I AM from Nibiru and you mob will be the first lot up against the wall when the Invasion comes. DON'T say you weren't warned!

tsk, tsk, tsk Dog Star, you and your alien brethren are so out of touch.

According to a learned discourse I recently reviewed in my role as an independent amateur astrologer, the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter has aligned with Mars (yer, I looked too but I'm assured it is true). In these conditions peace shall guide the planets and love (not gravity) will steer the stars ("Oh dear, that's a beautiful corona you have on today.").

Let's dump this old master-slave bit and get to know each other. How about you drop around for a BBQ? Here is some idea of what I have in mind http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/Alien_recipes.html

[Dog Star (Phil)]

Originally Posted by AstralTraveller

tsk, tsk, tsk Dog Star, you and your alien brethren are so out of touch.

According to a learned discourse I recently reviewed in my role as an independent amateur astrologer, the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter has aligned with Mars (yer, I looked too but I'm assured it is true). In these conditions peace shall guide the planets and love (not gravity) will steer the stars ("Oh dear, that's a beautiful corona you have on today.").

Let's dump this old master-slave bit and get to know each other. How about you drop around for a BBQ? Here is some idea of what I have in mind http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/Alien_recipes.html

Memo to Nibiru:- The Earthlings have developed technology and cuisine that may be detrimental to our mastery. Strongly recommend that invasion plans be accelerated forthwith!

[AstralTraveller (David)]

Originally Posted by Dog Star

Strongly recommend that invasion plans be accelerated forthwith!

That won't help. We love fast food.

BTW, I have to go shopping tomorrow for herbs and condiments. What colour are you? Judging from your handle I'd guess blue, hopefully a light blue.

[Glenhuon (Bill)]

The only warning I can give is if the space craft contains a book called "How to Serve Man" be very wary of this species. Its a cookbook.



Bill

[Ric]

Originally Posted by Dog Star

Right! I AM from Nibiru and you mob will be the first lot up against the wall when the Invasion comes. DON'T say you weren't warned!

Have to catch me first

[Dog Star (Phil)]

Foolish Earthlings! From monitoring your pathetic forum I have learned that your primary interests are celebrating the wonders of your world and the cosmos surrounding it. How pathetic!
On our previous visits to your pitiful planet, we took the strategic step of painting members of your race in different colours and infusing you with different accents and even languages. Our coup-de-gras was to infuse you all with different modes of thought and spiritual values.
Your self destruction is imminent! Nibiru wins! MMWWHHAAHAHAHA!