If I win big, I will take the family to the Kennedy Space Centre, or buy myself a ticket on the Vomit Comet
Seriously I just hope nerves won't get to me and I choke on the first question.
As for Eddie, well, what can I say?
I was in a bar where they are trying out a new robot bartender. One guy asked for a beer, the robot pulled him one and said "I am the smartest robot, what is your IQ sir" "129" said the man. Well, said the robot, perhaps you can explain to me the intricacies of the string theory.
The next bloke orders a beer and the robot pulled him one and asked for his IQ. 100, said the second man. "so what do you think of the current lack of political leadership in this country?" asked the robot.
Then a third man orders a beer. And what is your IQ? Asked the robot. "dunno, I think it was 50" "I see" said the robot "and what do you think of Collingwood's chances this year?"