Desperate?, well yes. Lifestyle challenged?, yes. handy with working with tools? err no. Does your wife like your handiwork? No way. Ok after I have answered the basics I figure I am a candidate for a BB makover, now how do I make a winning application?
I write to you from my backyar shed of which I cannot exit as it has fallen on top of me. even if i could exit, the lantana is so this that i would get lost on my way back to the house...
could you please come and fix my backyard or send the SES to rescue me, my wife and kids miss me dearly!
Your in hope
DH
If you had a dob, you could tell them you suffer from dobbers back, a rare and untreatable condition that only gets worse as the years go on. And whilst they're at it, a nice sirius dome next to the water feature and dracaena marginata would be quite fitting (for the mrs of course)!
I am an upstanding member of the community who volunteers 300+ hours a week to helping others (sic; www.iceinspace.com.au). So much so that I am a total physical and emotional wreck. I am finding it more and more difficult to help the community as when the poor and destitute are invited over to look through my 15 different telescopes they are unable to get around my back yard due to the 6 foot high grass. I despirately need help in accessing the areas of my back yard where trees don't block my view and the sky glow doesn't wash the sky away. I also need some comfortable concrete pads for people to sit on and maybe a small shed with a roll of roof. That way when it's fine we can sit out doors under the stars and when it starts to rain we can quickly roll the roof back on to protect the despirately underprivilaged (me). Oh and if you could, would you do something about that terrible glow to my south/southeast/southwest. It really upsets the visitors.
Humbly yours
Dave "I loved your last manpower performance ) h0ughy
xxxxx
I Just at my backyard and think... how in the am I gunna fix this. Don't know what to do please .
You're most here, we could even throw a . You are welcome to in the backyard even the crew are welcome. If it you can inside with the . I'll arrange a and a few . If you can it, could you just on by to take a look. ..... I watch all your shows, I'm your greatest Fan.....Huffy
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at my backyard 
and think... how in the 
am I gunna fix this. Don't know what to do 
please 
. 
here, we could even throw a 
. You are welcome to 
in the backyard even the 
crew are welcome. If it 
you can 
inside with the 
. I'll arrange a 
and a few 
. If you can 
it, could you just 
on by to take a look. ..... I watch all your shows, I'm your greatest Fan.....
Huffy 
