Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in there. Only used it for about half an hour then I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.
Guy walks into a toilet and there's a new machine there
Someone had graffittied over the sign but the legible instructions read
"Open fly and place centrally in hole"
So he unzipped himself and placed his ***** in the hole.
A minute later he woke to find himself lying on the floor of the toilet in absolute agony. He looked down and there was a button sown to his pride and joy.
And is it true that chocolates eaten near a gym don't actually contain calories?
