.....Of these tilittle black beetles flying everywhere!!!!
what are they?!
I mean, there's not just a few dozen or even hundreds, the air's bloody thick with 'em! If they all got together they could steal my car.
Are they carniverous? Venomous? Or do they just fly around comitting suicide on the outdoor lights and getting into my nose and hair?
They just keep coming. Its like rain on the roof.

God have mercy!