I live out in the bush a bit so don't meet a lot of people except when I go to the "Little Smoke" Nambour,or the Big Smoke Brisbane

I was shopping at a Supermarket one day when this woman? was Sneezing all over the food isle, when I suggested she could at least put her hand or a hankie over her mouth and Nose, I got a mouthfull of abuse that would make a Sailor blush.
I duly asked her if she was Brought up or Dug up

which brought forth more of the same.
the Manager of the store was not impressed with me and asked me to leave the store

A few days later your Truly had a bad dose of flue like symptoms which lasted about two weeks