New camera

[AdrianF (Adrian)]

Japanese scientists have built a camera with an extremely fast shutter speed. So fast in fact they managed to photograph a woman with her mouth shut......
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God am I in trouble now.

Adrian

[rcheshire (Rowland)]

Evidently, your not the Equity and Diversity officer at work! That's a @#$% load of trouble.

[leon]

Yea Adrian, you might have crossed the line with that one, still a good one though.

Leon

[AdrianF (Adrian)]

Just finding the rope now......

Adrian

[Jen]

Originally Posted by AdrianF

Japanese scientists have built a camera with an extremely fast shutter speed. So fast in fact they managed to photograph a woman with her mouth shut......
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God am I in trouble now.

Adrian

listen here Mr Adrian your lucky there's not many woman on this site you would be in so much trouble

[astroron (Ron)]

I had a good chuckle at that one

[TrevorW]

Should have put this one on the joke page

[Brundah1 (David)]

Hey Jen,

Where's your man laser

My wife's in Europe so I can get away with it

Ooops! maybe not.

David

[Waxing_Gibbous (Peter)]

"Equity and Diversity" Officer?
The world is going to hell in a handbasket.

[AdrianF (Adrian)]

Told the joke in the office at work today. Well........ it hasnt been so quiet in a long time. The office girls wont talk to me cant get any enrollments done (I work at TAFE).
I can see they wont do the enrollments until monday so I will have to go in to work on my holidays to get the results in, my boss is making me take 2 weeks off too many holidays accrued (48 days)

Adrian
(probably serves me right)

[M_Lewis (Mark)]

hahahahahaha

I enjoyed that one, good on ya adrian

[Jen]

Originally Posted by Brundah1

Hey Jen,

Where's your man laser

My wife's in Europe so I can get away with it

Ooops! maybe not.

David

Dont you know that im not really into astronomy all your wives pay me to come in here and stalk you all and find out all your dirty secrets