a blot in history

[Argonavis (William)]

Today, in 1503, Nostradamus was born. He successfully predicted, beforehand, how stupid people would be.

[Argonavis (William)]

predicted beforehand you say?

well I find that most psychics are very very good at predicting afterhand.

[ving (David)]

was he able to predict his own birth tho?
and now i have a headache

[Howzat (Phil)]

Originally Posted by Argonavis

predicted beforehand you say?

well I find that most psychics are very very good at predicting afterhand.

I knew you were going to say that!

Sorry but you dont have to be a whiz to predict how stupid people can be, just look at the nightly news and have a stab at what tomorrow will look like, chances are you will be correct.

[rochler]

Originally Posted by Argonavis

Today, in 1503, Nostradamus was born. He successfully predicted, beforehand, how stupid people would be.

Isn't that redundant if you say predicted beforehand? Or do you mean that he predicted it before he was born, which would indeed be remarkable haha. Or is my stupidity just fulfilling his prophecy?

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by ving

was he able to predict his own birth tho?
and now i have a headache

yes mate he even predicted your headache, - Nostrodamas said "on the 11th day before christs rememberance brithday 502 years from my own birth Ving will have suffered a catastrophe of unspeakable proportions and enduring aching of the cranium"

[iceman (Mike)]

rofl houghy.

Nostradamus would make a killing writing astrology columns for the papers and rag mags.

[cometcatcher (Kevin)]

Maybe he reincarnated as Karen Moregold?

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Nostradamus was absolutely spot-on with one of his Prophecies.

He said "One day I will die".

He was right for once!

[asimov (John)]

"In the year of the new century and nine months, From the sky will come a great king of terror. The sky will burn at forty-five degrees. Fire approaches the great new city."

"And this will be preceeded by a solar eclipse more dark than any since the creation of the world..., and there shall be in the month of October some great movement and transference and it will be such that one will think that the earth has lost its natural movement, and that it will be plunged into the abyss of perpetual darkness; there will be initial omens in the spring, extraordinary changes in rapid succession thereafter, reversals of kingdoms and mighty earthquakes"

[cometcatcher (Kevin)]

I just want someone to predict next week's lotto numbers for me.

[Argonavis (William)]

Originally Posted by cometcatcher

I just want someone to predict next week's lotto numbers for me.

11 7 23 34 38 2

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by Argonavis

11 7 23 34 38 2

thats the week after next, next weeks is 13,12,43,23,35,2

[cometcatcher (Kevin)]

Hehheh, so what if I play them and win division one?

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

"There will be great Portents in the sky and the Earth will shake To & Fro on the 17th eve in the 12th month in the year after the wave shall engulf Asia, and they shall sit at their typing boxes with illuminated pictures staring into their faces considering the Heavens and all it's glory as the mutitudes of the community of the 'Ice' people shall ramble on with nonsense and good deed as Super Novae explode with the magnitude of many burning stars but stay obscured behind the Cumulus Nimbus and they shall Spam with unending boredom as the clouds consume and the rains continuously pour down causing the 'Ice' people great distress and impatience".

[Stu]

IIS has PayPal.

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by cometcatcher

Hehheh, so what if I play them and win division one?

yes NSW lotteries has a 32million dollar draw new years eve

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by ballaratdragons

"There will be great Portents in the sky and the Earth will shake To & Fro on the 17th eve in the 12th month in the year after the wave shall engulf Asia, and they shall sit at their typing boxes with illuminated pictures staring into their faces considering the Heavens and all it's glory as the mutitudes of the community of the 'Ice' people shall ramble on with nonsense and good deed as Super Novae explode with the magnitude of many burning stars but stay obscured behind the Cumulus Nimbus and they shall Spam with unending boredom as the clouds consume and the rains continuously pour down causing the 'Ice' people great distress and impatience".

I am quaking in my boots now mate

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

In other words the IIS members are going bananas waiting for the weather to clear!