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[TrevorW]

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year,
And every year Morris would say,
'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied,
'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars,
And fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
'Esther, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied,
'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'

Morris replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Esther fell out,
But you know,
fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

[JimmyH155]

HAHAHA LOL

[that_guy (Tony)]

[Darth Wader (Wade)]

very good!

[PCH (Paul)]

Laughed my socks off !!!!

[Ric]

Good one Trevor.

Cheers

[Jabba (Keenan)]

haha nice!

[DavidU (Dave)]

HAHAHA noice !

[Jen]

LMAO

[supernova1965 (Warren)]

Here is one my wife sent me I am crying not laughing

[supernova1965 (Warren)]

I hope this is not inappropriate if so please remove it but I thought it wasn't to bad to post here


A man boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport 's
Terminal 5 for New York , and taking his seat as he settled
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and
bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or
vacation?'



She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business.
I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the
United States .'



He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting for nymphomaniacs!



Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
'What's your business role at this convention?'



'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience
to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'



'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are
those?'



'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is
that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in
fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely
to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French
men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential
lovers in all categories are the Irish.'



Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
'I'm sorry,' she said 'I really
shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name!'



'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but
my friends call me Paddy.'

[TrevorW]

[PCH (Paul)]

Excellent Warren - a scream

[AG Hybrid (Adrian)]

Originally Posted by supernova1965

'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but
my friends call me Paddy.'

Epic!

[TheDecepticon]

Thats a great joke, Trev!! Laughed for a while!:rofl :

[TheDecepticon]

'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but
my friends call me Paddy.'


What a cracker!! Very funny.

[Darth Wader (Wade)]

Seriously LMAO!

[supernova1965 (Warren)]

I wonder could we make this thread sticky

[TrevorW]

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT SEX:
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At any given moment on this Earth
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FACT:
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79,000,000 people are engaged in sex – right now.
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FACT:

58,000,000 are kissing.
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FACT:
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37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
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FACT:
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1 old timer is reading forum threads/emails.
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You just hang in there, Sunshine

[supernova1965 (Warren)]

Here you go a joke on us Guys

A group of 40-year-old buddies argue over where to meet for dinner.

Finally, they decide to go to the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there wear low cut blouses and short skirts.

10 years later, that same group of now 50-year-old buddies argue over where to meet for dinner.

Finally, they decide to go to the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the food is very good and the wine list is superb.

10 years later, that same group of now 60-year-old buddies argue over where to meet for dinner.

Finally, they decide to go to the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

10 years later, that same group of now 70-year-old buddies argue over where to meet for dinner.

Finally, they decide to go to the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant has free parking and is wheel chair accessible.

10 years later, that same group of now 80-year-old buddies argue over where to meet for dinner.

Finally, they decide to go to the Gausthof zum Lowen because they had never been there before.