Did Jen Win Lotto?

Baddad (Marty) · #1 02-07-2009, 04:14 PM

Hi All,

Jen has been telling us porkies.

I was driving on Brisbane streets and found a PINK Rolls Royce.

Could not afford time to stop longer than I did.

Only Jen would own a PINK Rolls.

That means Jen won Lotto. I am not happy.

Jen comes to Brisbane. Snobs me and all the other members.

Jen's too good for us all.

Hmm! Spray paint her Rolls in Collingwood colours I say

Cheers Marty

AstralTraveller (David) · #2 02-07-2009, 05:47 PM

Jen, I love you! I really do!! Just a small apo, pretty please!!!

leon · #3 02-07-2009, 05:58 PM

Yea she is my best friend too.

Leon

Jen · #4 02-07-2009, 07:25 PM

Awwwwwwww i love you guys too

Well i won $13.20 and i would really love to share it with all my IIS friends PM me all your details and i will share it around

(U couldnt keep quiet could you Marty)

this one is gonna cost ya

Enchilada · #5 02-07-2009, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baddad

Hmm! Spray paint her Rolls in Collingwood colours I say

Oh boy, Collingwood colours - now that's real narstee.

:

Heavens to Mergatroid!!

Why would anyone inflict such awful people on our poor (Oops!, now rich) innocent Jen? Why expose her to all those the hoods and crims? I frankly wouldn't inflict that on anyone!

Jen, I suggest you run, run away, run away!

or

Get a dozen or so really blokey blokes for bodyguards for personal protection!

You do know why Collingwood jerseys have black and white vertical stripes?

It reminds them where they where born. PRISON!

Jen · #6 02-07-2009, 08:22 PM

Well this is now my car i drive around in during the week

Jen · #7 02-07-2009, 08:24 PM

And this one on the weekends hehe

(dam it i woke up)

Enchilada · #8 02-07-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jen

Well this is now my car i drive around in during the week

Now that's now stretcccccccccccccching the story a little too far!

Does it have a cocktail bar with enough UDL's to get you tall the way to the P!nk concerts and back again though???

leon · #9 02-07-2009, 08:36 PM

Ah Jen you saw that on telly last night or tonight on ACF, didn't you.

Leon

Enchilada · #10 02-07-2009, 08:41 PM

Jen,

I'd of thought you would have want one of these. No only could you impress with the all important 24/7 retail therapy, you could also travel back and forward in time aka "Back to the Future."

Best of all you could maintain the cash flow by getting the correct lotto numbers in the future*, come back in time, and properly win the money for oneself!!

Was that how you swung it??

* Don't kill any family related rels though!!

Jen · #11 02-07-2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leon

Ah Jen you saw that on telly last night or tonight on ACF, didn't you.

Leon

lol no Leon i dont watch a current affair was it on there last night

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchilada

Jen,

I'd of thought you would have want one of these. No only could you impress with the all important 24/7 retail therapy, you could also travel back and forward in time aka "Back to the Future."

Best of all you could maintain the cash flow by getting the correct lotto numbers in the future*, come back in time, and properly win the money for oneself!!

Was that how you swung it??

* Don't kill any family related rels though!!

heheheheh

leon · #12 02-07-2009, 10:23 PM

Yep Jen it was, a big long pink limo

Leon

Jen · #13 02-07-2009, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leon

Yep Jen it was, a big long pink limo

Leon

cool
Hey Leon how long did it take you to do that up with a splash of color hehe nice work

AstralTraveller (David) · #14 02-07-2009, 11:34 PM

Hey, hey,hey!!!! you've been online for over three hours now and there is still no word about my apo. You could be phoning Astro Physics right now for a bulk order.

I hate to sound pushy but have you seen the waiting time for one of those?!

You know I really love a lady with a nice big 'piece of glass'.

Jen · #15 03-07-2009, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AstralTraveller

Hey, hey,hey!!!! you've been online for over three hours now and there is still no word about my apo. You could be phoning Astro Physics right now for a bulk order.

I hate to sound pushy but have you seen the waiting time for one of those?!

You know I really love a lady with a nice big 'piece of glass'.

aww that looks pretty all those different colors just brightens up the place in here hehe
Just be patient im still counting all my $100 notes

leon · #16 04-07-2009, 09:00 PM

im still counting all my $100 note.

Wish I had a heap of those.

Leon

Baddad (Marty) · #17 07-08-2009, 06:45 PM

Hi Jen,

Thought you may like this keyboard I found in the Burpengary Newsagency.

pgc hunter · #18 07-08-2009, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jen

Well this is now my car i drive around in during the week

You need to retrofit it with a roll-off roof and stick a pink Takahashi in there. That'll be teh most baddass observatory ever.

Oh yes, then you also need to give it to me for free because I'm awesome.

Jen · #19 08-08-2009, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baddad

Hi Jen,

Thought you may like this keyboard I found in the Burpengary Newsagency.

aww Marty thats so nice of you to think of me hehe

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgc hunter

You need to retrofit it with a roll-off roof and stick a pink Takahashi in there. That'll be teh most baddass observatory ever.

Oh yes, then you also need to give it to me for free because I'm awesome.

ok only cause you are awsome