Have an Itch? Scratch it

astroron (Ron) · #1 06-04-2009, 07:42 PM

Do you have an itch? this article explains why.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7976606.stm

AstralTraveller (David) · #2 06-04-2009, 07:57 PM

Thanks for that. It took a while to read as I kept scratching my various unmentionable parts. Now if you excuse me I'll resume normal services.

Wavytone · #3 06-04-2009, 09:16 PM

... in which case scratching it is the worst thing you can do.

Jen · #4 06-04-2009, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AstralTraveller

Thanks for that. It took a while to read as I kept scratching my various unmentionable parts. Now if you excuse me I'll resume normal services.

Now ya just made me start scratching all the mozzie bites that i have around my feet

Glenhuon (Bill) · #5 07-04-2009, 12:30 AM

I remember Billy Connolly explaining this concerning itches in the nether regions and how to get relief in privacy in a crowded place.
What to do is say loudly "My ass is itchy, I'm going to scratch it", and everyone turns away.

Bill

Enchilada · #6 07-04-2009, 05:20 AM

Definitely the Calamine Lotion for me !

Works for Poison Ivy e..eeee.e.eVeeee *

* God, I loved Billy Thorpe

(No aggressive negativity please Ron !!)