I am feeling sad and have been for a while and been crankier than usual so a mate from Canada posted this elsewhere which offers a new insite into the Lone Ranger.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some
hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Well, Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three
in the morning. Theologically, it is evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,
"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than dog pooh.
It means someone stole our tent."
I laughed so much but Unfortunately can identify with the Lone Ranger
.
