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18-05-2016, 08:32 PM
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Work this one out.
I got told this today ..... I got it wrong, then ' SHE ' gave me the correct answer.....
Have a go .....
A Millionaire has 4 Girlfriends, but he's undecided which one to marry....soooo he gives them each $250,00.00 to see what they do with it.
The 1st one, she blows the lot in a week....
The 2nd one, she gives it all to Charity .....
The 3rd one, she gives it back to him
The 4th one, she invest it and doubles her money
Which one does he marry ....
Think about it .... this was told to me by a lady .
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18-05-2016, 08:57 PM
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simple................. if he is a millionaire, one wife and three mistresses!
pat
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18-05-2016, 08:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink138
simple................. if he is a millionaire, one wife and three mistresses!
pat
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Nope ...
...good answer ... but no cigar for you.
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18-05-2016, 09:08 PM
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None of them..
He bats for England.
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18-05-2016, 09:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clive milne
None of them..
He bats for England.
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Sorry Clive ... .no cigar .... 
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18-05-2016, 09:13 PM
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Number 3 because she's not interested in the money.
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18-05-2016, 10:21 PM
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I would say #3 as he would get his money back and could have as his wife and it would technically cost him nothing.
Cheers 
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18-05-2016, 10:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by grimsay
Number 3 because she's not interested in the money.
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Nope ....sorry Grim ... no cigar for you either 
Quote:
Originally Posted by astroron
I would say #3 as he would get his money back and could have as his wife and it would technically cost him nothing.
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Alas Ron .... not right either
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18-05-2016, 10:28 PM
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I'll give you's a clue.....
Only a woman would give the ' real ' answer to this question.
Last edited by FlashDrive; 19-05-2016 at 05:31 PM.
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18-05-2016, 10:31 PM
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#1 lol
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18-05-2016, 10:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DavidU
#1 lol
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... Nope
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18-05-2016, 10:32 PM
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Gravity does not Suck
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None of them.
Alex
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18-05-2016, 10:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xelasnave
None of them.
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Nope .... sorry Alex
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18-05-2016, 11:01 PM
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Gravity does not Suck
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Forget the last answer.. I try 2
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18-05-2016, 11:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlashDrive
Sorry Clive ... .no cigar .... |
So we are not talking about Bill Clinton then?
... I'm guessing it is the one with the tight dress.
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18-05-2016, 11:05 PM
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Gravity does not Suck
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Er his wife?
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18-05-2016, 11:12 PM
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the one that says yes
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18-05-2016, 11:20 PM
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The one that buys the biggest Zambuto mirror wins!
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18-05-2016, 11:32 PM
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PI popular people's front
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Pretty obvious he married number 4. Since number 3 gave him back 250k, number 4 is now worth 500k and even better it's in her name so it's safe from all the creditors he's ripped off to make his million, and he's still got 750k of it. Better still, he probably manages to make some tax mileage out of the 250k that got donated.
He's probably still bonking all 4 anyway....
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18-05-2016, 11:53 PM
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Bright the hawk's flight
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It is an old joke and the answer if I recall is the one with the biggest ahem... you know.... boobies.
Malcolm
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