Bed Time

[FlashDrive (Poppy)]

It's bed time and hubby and wifey are getting ready for bed.
Hubby's gets into bed and starts reading a book.
Wifey has disrobed and is looking at herself in the mirror... she's not happy at all.
Everything has gone ' south ' ... she has ' muffin tops ' on her hips and her rear end has sagged.

In despair she says to hubby .... darling please say something nice about me.

He says .... you've got good eye sight....

Flash......

[blink138 (Pat)]

you are a braver man than i gungadin! ha ha!
fully recovered i hope now flash? (not from the iffy joke)
pat

[Terry B]

Wife: Whats on TV tonight dear.

Husband: Dust.

Then the war began.

[ZeroID (Brent)]

50 Shades of Grey - BY PAM AYRES (a husband's point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;....
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it
and at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread....
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer..
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple of minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator!!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades ofgrey.

[xelasnave]

In can effort to inject some balance.
Wife to husband..
You may be good looking but you really are a lazy arrogant selfish drunken son of a bit...h who only thinks of yourself.
Husband..
Mmmm you think I am good looking really.

[blink138 (Pat)]

ha ha brent thats a cracker!
pat