Nagler $30

ballaratdragons (Ken) · #1 19-03-2005, 02:33 AM

Striker Tony has asked me to advertise his flashy new Tele-Poo 81mm K-mart Nagler EP.

Due to recent damage while playing with it he is offering it to some poor sucker for only $30.

SEE BELOW!

janoskiss (Steve H) · #2 19-03-2005, 02:43 AM

Ah Ken! You crack me up! I can't stop laughing! And the funniest thing is that you put this in the buy&sell forum! You're every moderators' nightmare. TelePoo!! The finest of toilet humour from the best in the business.

mojo (Terry) · #3 19-03-2005, 02:51 AM

* Moved to General Chat

hehe, I admire your Photoshoping....but you knew it would get moved.

Anyway, we all know if Striker broke it, we'd hear his sobbing from space

janoskiss (Steve H) · #4 19-03-2005, 02:58 AM

Just need to be a little more subtle with the special effects. Let me try...

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jano...s-eyepiece.jpg

iceman (Mike) · #5 19-03-2005, 06:35 AM

ving (David) · #6 19-03-2005, 08:29 AM

hehe!
gg

acropolite (Phil) · #7 19-03-2005, 09:33 AM

Oh that's not all he's got for sale

Quote:

Striker Said in Buy,Sell, Trade
I have a women 36year old 5 ft 7" beautiful but high Maintenance......sell cheap if you can pick up starting Bid $5

Gotta be a bargain, a new eyepiece and a woman to clean and bake cakes. (she can cook can't she Tony)

Striker (Tony) · #8 19-03-2005, 10:26 AM

hahaha....if my Nagler looked like that I would give it away...$30 is way to much...........lol

ballaratdragons (Ken) · #9 19-03-2005, 06:29 PM

No Tony,

You have to give us $30 to take it!! lol

janoskiss (Steve H) · #10 19-03-2005, 09:35 PM

Take it easy with the animatronics, Ken! That placard in your signature is 160kB, or over half a minute's worth to someone on dial-up.

Stop him! He's out of control!!

ballaratdragons (Ken) · #11 21-03-2005, 11:37 PM

As I answered you in the PM you sent Steve: I am on dial-up and I have a very slow computer (700) and it loads for me in a few seconds. It's large photo files I have to wait and wait for and they get in here almost every day.

Vermin (Tom) · #12 22-03-2005, 01:50 AM

That's probably because it's cached on your PC Ken.

160K should take about 23 seconds with a 56kbps modem.

Doesn't bother me, I've got 1.5Mbps ADSL (most of the time)

ballaratdragons (Ken) · #13 22-03-2005, 01:56 AM

Been through all that Tom. Steve has been PMing me and we did a test on another site. Still only took 8 seconds to load. All the animation on this site loads within a few seconds on my 700 Mhz puter with dial-up.

Gonna change it soon anyway, getting bored with this one.

There you go! Do you like my glittery stars? An Astronomers nightmare (and clouds).

acropolite (Phil) · #14 22-03-2005, 08:12 AM

Nice stars Ken but we really wanna see a sheep.!!

ving (David) · #15 22-03-2005, 09:38 AM

here you go phil... http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ti...smiley-085.gif

acropolite (Phil) · #16 22-03-2005, 09:15 PM

Perfect Ving; There ya go Ken. Now that's a real man's placard, none of that trendy, politically correct, whoosey boy twinkle twinkle little star crap. Steal it from Ving then steal Tony's "I stole this from Ving" banner and make

yourself a real placard....

h0ughy (David) · #17 18-11-2005, 11:06 PM

I'll buy it, Hey Ken where is the address to send the Skase BAnk cheque for $30

janoskiss (Steve H) · #18 18-11-2005, 11:13 PM

What is going on!!???

Starkler (Geoff) · #19 18-11-2005, 11:16 PM

I dont know except houghy seems to have a knack for finding and dragging up very old threads

The other day he found Dave47's new refractor thread, and that scope has long been and gone

janoskiss (Steve H) · #20 18-11-2005, 11:23 PM

Yes I know, Geoff, I was about to reply to congratulate/question Dave about his choice of Dob replacement when I saw the date stamps on the original posts.