The moon is made of Cheese

[el_draco (Rom)]

Despite all the peer reviewed evidence to the contrary, the moon is in fact made of cheese, Wensleydale to be precise. I know this to be a fact because Wallace said so and I have seen the movie. He ate cheese on the moon, which is inhabited but the way... and that's all the evidence I need.

One day, I'll even believe that anthropogenic global warming is also a myth....



... sorry, long day planting trees; couldn't resist! 50 more to me!!

[GeoffW1 (Geoff)]

Then it is not all that good red you had with the Wensleydale?

'an apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze'

Cheers

[Ric]

Yep, I was planting trees as well today, 10 Chestnuts & 5 Hazelnuts.

Nothing like a glass of red and roasted Chestnuts.

[Amaranthus (Barry)]

Well, I guess you are right. Cheese is built of a (large) aggregation of protons, neutrons and electrons, and... so is the Moon -- a perfect match!

[Kunama]

I'm glad you guys are planting trees, makes up for the chainsaw action I have been undertaking for the last 3 days.
TIMBERRRRRRRRRR !!!!!

(Not my fault though .......... who the hell thought it a good idea to plant a claret ash next to the water meter and a photinia 50cm from the underground powersupply ????? - now I have 6 tonne of firewood I can't burn for fear of melting the cheese on the moon above)

[el_draco (Rom)]

Originally Posted by GeoffW1

Then it is not all that good red you had with the Wensleydale?

'an apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze'

Cheers

Home made Amaretto actually. I believe this can be used an alternative fuel for a rocket booster... Has the same effect on me.... oh, mumma!!

[redbeard (Damien)]

Originally Posted by Amaranthus

Well, I guess you are right. Cheese is built of a (large) aggregation of protons, neutrons and electrons, and... so is the Moon -- a perfect match!

Brilliant!

[Baddad (Marty)]

Hi Rom,

I think you have had a few too many of those red liquids.
Everyone knows the moon is green cheese. I know this for a fact. When the aliens abducted me we rode on their saucer to the moon. It was all green cheese.
From the moon I could see all of the North Pole. There is no Father Christmas there. No where for his workshop. The magical Easter Bunny was viewing with me and he told me so too.

You'll have to excuse me. The nice lady in white has to give me the pills to stop the alien infections.

Cheers
PS The nice lady agrees with me. THE MOON IS GREEN CHEESE. OK!!!

[el_draco (Rom)]

Originally Posted by Baddad

Hi Rom,

I think you have had a few too many of those red liquids.
Everyone knows the moon is green cheese. I know this for a fact. When the aliens abducted me we rode on their saucer to the moon. It was all green cheese.
From the moon I could see all of the North Pole. There is no Father Christmas there. No where for his workshop. The magical Easter Bunny was viewing with me and he told me so too.

You'll have to excuse me. The nice lady in white has to give me the pills to stop the alien infections.

Cheers
PS The nice lady agrees with me. THE MOON IS GREEN CHEESE. OK!!!

Of course, you leave me with only TWO options:

1/ Wallace is a fibber (If thats the case then anthropogenic global warming is a myth and Renato knows what he's talking about)

2/ Wallace is an ALIEN and HE infected you...

Personally, I'll risk option 2

[Baddad (Marty)]

Hi Rom,

Personally, I'll risk option 2



Cheers
PS Must get my tin foil hat on. They are near.

[Steffen]

I always thought Gromit was the smart one...?

Cheers
Steffen.

[el_draco (Rom)]

Originally Posted by Steffen

I always thought Gromit was the smart one...?

Cheers
Steffen.

Go ahead, complicate matters further.....

[Baddad (Marty)]

Hi,

Anyone uninitiated reading this thread may believe that we possibly require institutionalizing.
Cheers

[el_draco (Rom)]

Originally Posted by Baddad

Hi,

Anyone uninitiated reading this thread may believe that we possibly require institutionalizing.
Cheers

"possibly"... WHAT!!!, I thought I was already in one.... No, No, forgot, marriage doesn't count

[ZeroID (Brent)]

They're coming to take me away Haha
They're coming to take me away
The little white men with their little white coats
They're coming to take me away ......
<drool>