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Old 16-02-2012, 07:54 PM
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im going staight to hell for this........
why do woman have small feet?
so that they can stand closer to the sink!
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Hey Pat! I though you were already in hell! Your married, aren't you
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Old 16-02-2012, 08:42 PM
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this IS the clincher...... hell here i come!
a woman is standing naked in front of the mirror with her husband close by
in a very dejected tone she says out loud "look at me, im fat, ugly and everything is touching the ground" she spins around and with a little more venom in her voice proclaims to her not interested husband "why dont you compliment me on anything!!!" to which he looks up and says "ok.... so you have good eyesight!"
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Old 16-02-2012, 08:48 PM
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My dog is so happy to see me when I get home from work she rolls on her
back in the driveway and wets herself....not even my missus will do that.

Now THAT is love.

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ha ha steve thats a cracker, i cant get the mental picture out of my head,(the latter scenario) they have got no shame have they! (dogs not the missus,obviously)
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Old 16-02-2012, 09:09 PM
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this IS the clincher...... hell here i come!
a woman is standing naked in front of the mirror with her husband close by
in a very dejected tone she says out loud "look at me, im fat, ugly and everything is touching the ground" she spins around and with a little more venom in her voice proclaims to her not interested husband "why dont you compliment me on anything!!!" to which he looks up and says "ok.... so you have good eyesight!"
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Hey Pat, hell won't be so bad mate.............that's were all the naughty girls go anyway!
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Old 16-02-2012, 10:16 PM
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Steve, that is a ripper, near wet myself laughing, also trying to visualise one's other half lying in the driveway on her back wetting herself. A scary thought really....
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Old 16-02-2012, 11:04 PM
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Men seem to do that in the toilet - "WC? What WC? I thought that was what the little rug was for"
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