Real Man's BBQ

[JimmyH155]

Not to do with BBQ, off topic , but funny.
Sent me from my brother in Canada
"A description on an eBay auction for a damaged 1979 Cessna. The plane was being sold "as is" for parts, or for fixing up, if you had deep pockets: "This aircraft experienced fuel exhaustion, lost power and landed off airport with the gear retracted ,resulting in substantial damage."

In other words, the plane ran out of gas and crash-landed. I love it. I e-mailed the seller (you can on eBay, ask questions, cost of shipping, whatever) and congratulated him on the tremendous politically correct euphemisms. He told me he worded it that way so as not to offend the renter pilot who dinged it up, and the pilot's attorney. (The chap was selling the plane for the insurance company."

[DavidU (Dave)]

The BBQ fella is asking for help now as Ebay has stopped his Q&A's.
He would like to help folks with their metrosexual problems

[Clarry (Clayton)]

I recall the BMX was "rad to the power of sick", this BBQ fits that description too.

[Jen]

[Octane (Humayun)]

In a similar vein: http://www.trademe.co.nz/sports/exer...-240841377.htm

Regards,
Humayun

[AdrianF (Adrian)]

Now this is a BBQ.

Adrian

[lacad01 (Adam)]

Especially good for bangers, right?

[multiweb (Marc)]

That's clint eastwood BBQ. No punks allowed .... although Chuck Norris still wins with only a box of matches.

[cruiser (Brett)]

This auction has ended, but is also very funny

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....62#description

[mithrandir (Andrew)]

Originally Posted by cruiser

This auction has ended, but is also very funny

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....62#description

It's been relisted, and is still just as funny.

[el_draco (Rom)]

Now, that little ditty brought tears to me ois for days long gorn.... Down with the Metro-nonsexuals, Long live us real blokes!!!

[AdrianF (Adrian)]

All I get is

Directory Listing Denied

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Adrian