Hey Your Royal Greeness and Enchilada,
I am a firm believer in, "You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar."

So the emoticons denial is not the way to go.
Alternatively we can lobby for more emoticons with a condition that Green OSG complies to circumvent the reason for her confession.

ie A full viewing of Star Trek Movie.
Perhaps a thread to petition for more emoticons?

"Vote 4 Enchilada & Baddad More Emoticons."

But ofcourse only if GOSG fulfills her part of the deal.
Cheers Marty