The answer is that Dracula used Claifornia Poppy during the 50's & 60's.
He then progressed to Brylcream in the 70's & 80's.
Hair gel in the 90's and Instant Rockstar-Rock Hard Moulding Clay in the new millenium.
As for the Miss Universe paegent, its because earth girls are easy - or so I have heard some where.