I was forwarded this from a friend, good enough to share
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
Bo
From me (“the wishor”) to you (“hereinafter called the wishee”)
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all….. and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted year 2015 but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
- This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
- This greeting is freely transferrable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
- This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
- This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishes in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
- This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably can be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first.
- The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
- Any reference in this greeting to “the Lord”, “Father Christmas”, “Our Saviour”, or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referred third party name.
We cannot hope for aliens to make contact with us as long as there are people on this planet who wear reindeer horns on their heads in December - even in surgeries and banks! They must think we are too retrograde.
I would expect anyone who doesn't agree with the celebration of Christmas to make sure they turn up to work on Thursday and refuse to accept any penalty rates for their toil.
For Marc and all the others, may your Christmas be a Very Merry and Joyous one and may your gifts bring much enjoyment to those you give them to.
Same here people .
with the celebration of Christmas to make sure they turn up to work on Thursday and refuse to accept any penalty rates for their toil. 
bring much enjoyment to those you give them to.
