Ok Scooter, here's some terms that you'll need to know....
FL = Fairly lucky...that after all your alignment, "gotoing" etc, that you'll actually have the damn object in your camera's LCD screen.
ISO = Irritably Stupid Object.... those objects that no matter what you do, never turn out in your piccies like everyone else's. They're
always out of focus, too dim, noisy backgrounds, badly tracked etc
FoV = F****** 'orrible View = Nights where it's clouded over, misty or foggy and most likely completely overwhelmed by light pollution.
darks = Where you find yourself every time you try to figure out what went wrong...completely and utterly ensconced in.
flats = How you feel when in darks
bias = Your feelings towards the quality of your own piccies when compared to everyone else's.
subs = What you eat for lunch
exposure = Something you don't want happening, as it may call the attention of the police.
Wide Field = The paddock the farmer stuck you in....the one with the bull!!!.
autoguiding = Driving some Girl Guides to the next jamboree.
guide star = Top girl guide at the jamboree.
eyepiece projection = What happens to the eyepiece after you try and take piccies through it with your camera. Very expensive exercise!!!.
There's a sample of terms...I hope that helps
