I Have A Confession To Make.... - Page 8

Enchilada · #**141** 04-04-2009, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Baddad

Hey Green OSG,

... Then I might take a peek at Geelong beating the stuffing out of Richmond.

Do you really want to go down that path?

Richmond losses, we might ALL have to duck for cover!

(Note: I promise I won't even mention Collingwood * v. Melbourne or
who are turning into feather dusters! Go the Dees!

)

* Apologies for offending others here by using so bad language

Glenhuon (Bill) · #**142** 04-04-2009, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Enchilada

characteristics of alcohol without the detrimental effects. I.e. You can't get intoxicated.

(So what's the point!)

and it has no Bite !

However, what would be up Jen's alley would be the sky blue ultra-strong Romulan Ale, which is banned in the Federation of Planets in the Alpha Quadrant. (There is a 134-proof version called the same, but compared to the real stuff it is like lolly water) I don't think there are any UDL's that are sky blue though.

Yet another blue drink is Antarean Brandy (funny as Antares is red, and its companion is green), which Scotty (Beam Me Up fame) drank in the Original Series.

Of course, if you really are serious, the you would drink the Klingon's Bloodwine - being twice as potent as whisky.

However, if I lived in the 24th Century I'd recommend the so-called "Starduster", "Supernova" or an "Arcturian Fizz"

Jen might checkout the long list of drinks; http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Category:Beverages , though sadly the UDL's didn't make the cut. Drats!

NOW! If this doesn't get her into Star Trek good a proper, well I think, NOTHING WILL !!

Q. Can you be booked for DYI at either impulse speed or going faster than Warp 2?

Jen could always try Ferengi Snail Juice (with extra shell), thats green too.
Think Jen is really turning green reading this .

Bill

Baddad (Marty) · #**143** 04-04-2009, 05:41 PM

Hey Enchilada,

Do you really want to go down that path?

Richmond losses, we might ALL have to duck for cover!

Oops! I heard that the Green She Devil can't read and can only write in purple. Well that's not so!

Green OSG can read I got caught out. What do I do now?

I'm not bad at getting out of jail free but this is gonna' stretch me.

Hey Oh Sweet Green thing,

I was under duress when I posted the item about the great Richmond Gladiators and the Geelong Pussycats.

Igor made me do it. He had me distracted as he was swallowing one of our goldfish.

I really wanted to post that the Gold & Blacks were going to win. Which did get close.

Jen · #**144** 04-04-2009, 08:54 PM

mmmm i will have a Green With Envy then

Ingredients
30ml ouzo
30ml blue curacao
120ml pinapple juice

then...... followed by a Vodka Martini
1½ shots vodka
¾ shot dry vermouth garnished with green olives

cheers

Jen · #**145** 04-04-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Baddad

Oops! I heard that the Green She Devil can't read and can only write in purple. Well that's not so!

Green OSG can read I got caught out. What do I do now?

I'm not bad at getting out of jail free but this is gonna' stretch me.

Hey Oh Sweet Green thing,

LMAO Marty you crack me up
Now im not liking the color of the paint that you have been using in the ensuite so go back and paint it all again

Baddad (Marty) · #**146** 05-04-2009, 07:36 PM

go back and paint it all again

Aaah. Nooooooooo, I don't deserve that I been good. I'll see what I can do.

Mumble mumble women! Can't live with them, can't live without them, undecisive, !$%#&^%&^)&^%& censored. Slave Driver, mumble #%$^7.

I'm not going to confession anymore! I only invite trouble for myself.

How do ya' like those marbles, eh? Madam Lash.

Jen · #**147** 06-04-2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Baddad

go back and paint it all again

Aaah. Nooooooooo, I don't deserve that I been good. I'll see what I can do.

Mumble mumble women! Can't live with them, can't live without them, undecisive, !$%#&^%&^)&^%& censored. Slave Driver, mumble #%$^7.

I'm not going to confession anymore! I only invite trouble for myself.

How do ya' like those marbles, eh? Madam Lash.

Baddad (Marty) · #**148** 06-04-2009, 03:31 PM

I have nothing to confess. I been good!

So far today: I haven't had any wine or spirits.

I haven't over used my credit card.

I haven't kicked the dog.

So far I haven't sworn at the neighbours.

I haven't been rude to the postman.

I haven't been uncouth to Her Highness Green OSG.

But shortly I will be getting out of bed and then I will really need help to maintain self control.

Jen · #**149** 06-04-2009, 10:57 PM

and when you finally got out of bed you tripped over the dog right and then it all began................

Baddad (Marty) · #**150** 07-04-2009, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Jen

and when you finally got out of bed you tripped over the dog right and then it all began................

Hey Jen,

&$ .......... Gotta' pull myself together

iusg 0-7^%&5 ..... Hit wrong keys when I'm rolling on the floor laughing

Did not expect such a funny and clever response

.

Cheers Marty

Jen · #**151** 07-04-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Baddad

Hey Jen,

&$ .......... Gotta' pull myself together

iusg 0-7^%&5 ..... Hit wrong keys when I'm rolling on the floor laughing

Did not expect such a funny and clever response

.

Cheers Marty

Lismore Bloke (Paul) · #**152** 08-04-2009, 01:48 PM

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2...ilduraswanhill

If you have a swim in the river, your royal complexion is about to get a whole lot greener!!

(Pardon me, while I hijack thread for a bit...)

Baddad (Marty) · #**153** 08-04-2009, 02:09 PM

Hey Lismore Bloke,

If you have a swim in the river, your royal complexion is about to get a whole lot greener!!

Whose side are you on. Giving the Green One a higher saturation turns her more volatile. To the edge of explosive.

You will want to eat that info when the Green One is standing on your doorstep demanding, " Right Lismore! Hand over yer' toys or I'll zap ya' with my green lightning bolt zapper thingy."

You are an Astro Geek? They don't do dumb things like telling the Green OSG how to increase her powers.

Cheers Marty

PS. Oh Green Wonder, Do not heed the words of Lismore Bloke. He drank too much red cordial.

.. Stay dry.

Lismore Bloke (Paul) · #**154** 08-04-2009, 03:26 PM

Actually I was warning Her Green Majesty away from the green stuff, to preserve the rest of us...

If she wants my astro goodies, she can play with the old heavy 10"
newt complete with heaps of rust.... save me having to do the thing up.

You're right about the red cordial though. Love it. McLaren Vale and Mudgee Shiraz. YUM YUM...

I think we're all suffering from bad weather scope deprivation ... we're all going crackers.

Cheers and REDS.. Paul.

Jen · #**155** 08-04-2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lismore Bloke

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2...ilduraswanhill

If you have a swim in the river, your royal complexion is about to get a whole lot greener!!

(Pardon me, while I hijack thread for a bit...)

hey there buddy you can hijack my thread if ya like but it will cost you all your astro toys LMAO now hand em over zappppppppp
That was me that turned that water all green i went for a swim in there yesterday LMAO

I know we were going camping and fishing but not now arhhhhhhhh the river is awful and smells really bad too

Baddad (Marty) · #**156** 08-04-2009, 05:17 PM

Hey Lismore Bloke,

Green Queen and red cordial ...

. Yeah that's good and I like your choice of cordial vintages.

I gotta' be real careful here. Last time I got into swapping advice, Enchilada and I got upped for the rent. Hi-jacking the Green Marvel's thread.

Shh! Hopefully the Green Thing hasn't got her glasses on and thinks this is just a smudge. We will Hi-jack the thread again so what do you want to talk about?

I reckon it'd be good for Ms Green Devil to partake in a little,,,, er a lot of the McLaren Cabernet and Shiraz. Her colour should improve.

What's your learned opinion on that, Lismore B?

If she don't drink it we can hi-jack her and make her watch Collingwood until she submits to the red Cordial.

Cheers Marty

Baddad (Marty) · #**157** 08-04-2009, 05:20 PM

Oops

Ouch! Ouch... ( More Ouches)
Hey Red Thing eesh, I mean Green Marvel,

I gotta go!

Cheers Marty

Lismore Bloke (Paul) · #**158** 08-04-2009, 09:05 PM

Sounds like a good plan Marty. If I can ever get to one of those astro-fest thingies we might get to try it out. A good red or 6 improves most things, even Her Serene Green Highness. Might make observing a bit dodgy though.

Heading off to see family over Easter. Keep safe. Cheers. Paul.

Lismore Bloke (Paul) · #**159** 08-04-2009, 09:15 PM

All jokes aside, Jen, algae blooms are not good. Shows how much the river is under stress. If you can't camp by the river, drive up to Mudgee and get some nice red cordial.

:thum bsup:

Frog Rock is a good drop. All the wines are nice and fruity, and cheaper than the Hunter Valley. Cheers, Paul.

Jen · #**160** 08-04-2009, 10:11 PM

you guys crack me up
Marty im watching you