"God Shmod! I want my monkey man!" - Bart after teacher tells him mating monkey with a human would be playing god.
"Jesus, Buddha, Allah! I love you all!" - Homer in big trouble.
Seriously guys, this is getting way too serious and delving too deeply into debating the merits and otherwise of religion. If you want to continue in this discussion I suggest you do it in PM or find a more appropriate forum/venue for this specific discussion. Or wait for your Sat/Sun morning door-to-door Bible salesman / evangelist and have fun arguing with them.