I Have A Confession To Make.... - Page 6

Jen · #**101** 31-03-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Baddad

Hey Ric and Justin and Enchillada and other Earth residents, I have a problem.

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Originally Posted by Baddad

This Green Slave Girl has turned my dog Rambo green yesterday. I've had to change his name to Greengo. (pun intended Enchilada). I could almost tolerate that.

However turning my house green is going too far. Don't you guys agree?

The Green Slave Girl has threatened all of us to hand over our toys. We should make her watch Star Trek AND Dr. Who.

Or what do you guys suggest we do to stop the Alien from getting our stuff and turning everything green?

http://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/i...attach/jpg.gif 22charmaineb2.jpg

LMAO Marty that is so funny hahaha

Jen · #**102** 31-03-2009, 11:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9rd8...eature=related
Now i cant get that song out of my head

Jen · #**103** 31-03-2009, 11:56 PM

Jens aerobics classes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-d6v...eature=related

marki · #**104** 01-04-2009, 12:05 AM

Am I mistaken or does that dalek speak with a lisp?

Jen · #**105** 01-04-2009, 12:16 AM

Enchilada · #**106** 01-04-2009, 12:24 AM

Those here also might also like to look at this hilarious YouTube video of a Spike Milliigan's Q7 Series of the Pakistani Daleks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q

Probably the funniest Dalek video I've ever seen...

Put him in the...

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Also for the die-hards is Milligan's Even funnier;
"First Irish Rocket To The Moon" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfz9O_mSY1U
Brilliant!

Jen · #**107** 01-04-2009, 12:32 AM

Buahahahhaaha

LMAO
Poor Granny im not eating curry no more

Baddad (Marty) · #**108** 01-04-2009, 02:53 PM

Hey Green OSG,

There are over a thousand views on this thread.

I don't believe its because its entertaining or anything. Its because viewers are scared.

They don't want green dogs or green houses. They are looking to rid the Earth of aliens that don't watch Dr. Who or Star Trek.

Confess and tell us your weakness,

we may be merciful.

Exterminate SSSHHHH. Exterminate

Jen · #**109** 01-04-2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baddad

Hey Green OSG,

There are over a thousand views on this thread.

I don't believe its because its entertaining or anything. Its because viewers are scared.

They don't want green dogs or green houses. They are looking to rid the Earth of aliens that don't watch Dr. Who or Star Trek.

Confess and tell us your weakness,

we may be merciful.

Exterminate SSSHHHH. Exterminate

LMAO yeah and only 108 replies and half of them are probally mine so either they all think we are crazy or just plain bored hahahah

I have another confession to make i have never been to a AFL or VFL game either

Baddad (Marty) · #**110** 01-04-2009, 05:22 PM

I have another confession to make i have never been to a AFL or VFL game either

Oh Dear! MCG we have a problem.

Don't worry Jen there is help. Poor deprived people like you, who have never seen an AFL match. Believe it, there is help.

I have seen worse but can't remember when. My son is a pschycologist but too far away to help directly.

Don't worry too much the condition is curable.

Maybe, ah, perhaps if a collection was taken up we could send you and Hubby to Melb to watch a match?

That should cure it.

Jen · #**111** 01-04-2009, 05:27 PM

Sounds like a good plan
But i will wait till the Tigers get their S#!T together first

Enchilada · #**112** 01-04-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jen

Sounds like a good plan
But i will wait till the Tigers...

Phew! I thought you were going to say you were a

Collingwood Supporter !!

Baddad (Marty) · #**113** 01-04-2009, 07:20 PM

Hey Enchilada, (Greengo)

Phew! I thought you were going to say you were a

Collingwood Supporter !!

Hmmm! Dead Magpie. How long did you spend to find that?

Too much time on your hands.

I can certainly see you need an attitude adjustment.

Perhaps a spell in Orion Slave Girl's Attitude Transmogrifier will fix that. You will become a true believer of the Magpie's Super Team.
Hee! Hee! Hee!

All Hail, oops, colour change

Collingwood.

Enchilada · #**114** 01-04-2009, 07:53 PM

Oh Baddad, Baddad Baddad...

I have an even darker confession to make...

Did you not know I'm the Chief Executive of the "I Hate Collingwood Coalition" ?
It was actually I who created these images myself.

So here (below) are another two images just to cheer you right up!

Other than that, I'll just have to bit my tongue!
(Oh, dear lord, why is there moderation here in IIS?)

Note: With all this green around, reckon the Maggies will change to green and black stripes?

Just Some Humour too...

Q: What is the difference between a Collingwood fan and a battery?
A: The battery has a positive side.

Q: Why do Collingwood fans always have to buy new cigarette lighters?
A: They keep losing their matches

Q: What is the diference between Collingwood and an arsonist?
A: Arsonists wouldn't waste 22 matches.

Q: What do Collingwood fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities

Q: When do Collingwood play at their brilliant best?
A: Always in the months October, November, December, January.

Q: Why do Collingwood jumpers have vertical stripes?
A: Horizontal stripes would just confuse them

Q: What has 36 legs and can't climb a ladder?
A: Collingwood

Enchilada · #**115** 01-04-2009, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Baddad

Hey Enchilada, (Greengo)

Perhaps a spell in Orion Slave Girl's Attitude Transmogrifier will fix that.

Oh golly gosh. I forgot she had one of those!

Baddad (Marty) · #**116** 01-04-2009, 08:19 PM

Hey Enchilada,

It took me a while to steady myself from laughing.

I was

. Now that I have re-composed. Hmmm I will see what OSG (green one) has for you.

OSG will sentence you at her convenience.

Prepare to meet thy destiny. (Coolingwood Infidel)

Cheers Marty

Baddad (Marty) · #**117** 01-04-2009, 08:59 PM

I have a confession:

I was outside, 4PM. The Moon, the Moon. a crescent. Out with my 8" Celestron SCT and goto.
Little Grandson, David, visiting this evening. He turns 7 on 24 Apr.

"Hey, Pappy can you see space with that?"
"Hmm yes. (Not augmenting on that) Check out the moon in this. Little Fella."
His response, " The moons got holes Pappy".

Me, "YEAH"
Then, @#$%$#@^&& B... Clouds moving in.

I went and grabbed the Barska 20X to 60X zoom scope and did a little bird watching. He looked at birdies. He enjoyed it. Is he too young for this?

I need to find a suitable birthday gift for two boys that turn 7.
My confession is to convert both to look for aliens like I have begun. That is without watching nerdy Dr. Who stuff or Star Trek. (personally I find those programs too much in fantasy land.) The writers are simply not realistic enough or with it.

I have two young fellas turning 7 in about 3 weeks. What do they want for their birthday? They are both well advanced for their age. Barska scopes are cheap but too early.

. They have young eyes and enquiring minds.

I confess I just don't know.

Thanks for reading Marty

Enchilada · #**118** 02-04-2009, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Baddad

I have two young fellas turning 7 in about 3 weeks. What do they want for their birthday? They are both well advanced for their age. Barska scopes are cheap but too early.

. They have young eyes and enquiring minds.
I confess I just don't know.

Whatever you do,
DON'T buy them Collingwood football club memberships,
otherwise you will be up on the serious charge of
child abuse!!

Jen · #**119** 02-04-2009, 07:54 AM

Hey are you two hacking my thread

Baddad (Marty) · #**120** 02-04-2009, 08:53 AM

Hey Enchilada,

DON'T buy them Collingwood football club memberships

I'm laughing too much to answer that.

I like how you think. idea!

Its brilliant!

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Hey are you two hacking my thread

Hey Lady Green OSG,

Er. Ahh!... Ooh. Na'. No. Just trying to eek out a confession. Not easy for me. Never had to confess to anything in the past. Enchilada was helping me.

So you can see that we were simply contributing to your clever and popular thread.

Enchilada has come up with a brilliant idea. We give Her Ladyship tickets to a Collingwood match. Maybe then Her Ladyship will have second thoughts of confiscating our toys.

Hard to get a harsher sentence than that. Hee. Hee.