New Astronomy Magazine! Just for fun.

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

You guys think I'm mucking around!

In our magazine all the stories are true. Honest Injun

If you want to subscribe, just slip me . . ummm . . send me $250 cash for a 12 months subscription.
I'll do my best to get an issue out in that time

Originally Posted by Glenhuon

I have just read the first issue and was able to explain to Kym, my lady, why she cannot see the moon tonight. It has been taken down for refurbishing due to peeling laminate in the 300 Km wide plywood disk and will be back tomorrow, freshly repainted.

funny.

Don't forget to tell her they have re-glued the laminates too

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by ballaratdragons

Issue number 2 has finally been released

You can blame Steve (Janoskiss) for re-sparking this thread

It has taken a while for this 2nd issue to be published, but we have been busy running around getting the hard facts and double checking before we print!

So you can be assured of the accuracy of our reporting

Ken, the mag is too early - its August and the mag date is September?

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Originally Posted by h0ughy

Ken, the mag is too early - its August and the mag date is September?

See how accurate the Information is

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by ballaratdragons

See how accurate the Information is

but what year????

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Originally Posted by h0ughy

but what year????

Don't be so fussy, just pick a year

Geez it's tough publishing a mag way out here on a dusty road 380k from Woop-Woop

[h0ughy (David)]

2001
its an Odyssey???

[Ric]

Excellent Ken, a classic.

Well done

[csb (Craig)]

Thanks for that, Ken.

It could explaen why we only see one side of the moon.

For the 2nd time, I think that Capricorn One is more than just a Hollywood movie.

[Glenhuon (Bill)]

Can I submit an article for the next issue.
"Hubble Images The Reason For the Black Hole on Mars"
Celestial mechanics will have to be rethought after the capture of this image by the Hubble Space Telescope. Apparently the periodic increase in visual size of Mars is not due to closer Earth approaches, but because it is reinflated due to a slow leak through Olympus Mons.
[Reuters]

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Originally Posted by Glenhuon

Can I submit an article for the next issue.
"Hubble Images The Reason For the Black Hole on Mars"
Celestial mechanics will have to be rethought after the capture of this image by the Hubble Space Telescope. Apparently the periodic increase in visual size of Mars is not due to closer Earth approaches, but because it is reinflated due to a slow leak through Olympus Mons.
[Reuters]

Do you want a job as a reporter

[h0ughy (David)]

might also explain the dust storm too? that leak must be fixed. can anyone plug mars????