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Old 30-06-2016, 10:58 PM
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I saw a poster years ago saying "The meek shall inherit the Earth" and someone had written underneath "If that's alright by everybody else"
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This is an old advert for Coffee in the 1920's.
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Unfortunately I forget this one all to often.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear to be a fool than to open it and confirm the fact.

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You have two ears and one mouth try to use them in such proportion.

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What does "DNA" stand for?

National Dyslexics Association.
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Painted in several places on a wall that often gets ads glued to it:

"Bill posters will be prosecuted"

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"Bill Posters is innocent!"
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Ah dear oh dear.....things have never been more like they are right now.
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Mechanic fixing Lietenant Columbo's car; ' Are you undercover ?'

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Old 07-07-2016, 11:29 AM
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Old 07-07-2016, 11:31 AM
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My wife has this lovely retort when you ask her what is the chances of something happening ....

"Slim to none, ... and Slim's out of town."
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This is an oldy....

I remember asking for a particular item, and the reply was .... Bob Hopes brother ... I said who is Bob Hopes brother.

The reply was ' NO HOPE ' ....

Poppy ...
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I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!

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and the other version
If life gives you lemons...make lemonade
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"Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture." Ruth Rudner

I have it hung in an old frame in my house. Explains some things for visitors
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Marriage is like a game of cards. At the start all you need are two hearts and a diamond. In the end you wish you had a club and a spade.

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