SURVIVOR, I'll show you survivor, let me take you out bush for a couple of weeks, teach you how to eat bush food, no showers and 20km walks each day in the hot blazing sun. Then when you get back and go to watch survivor, you will think something similar to what I think. Its not survival, just crap.
On the other hand, my beloved Port Adelaide is suffering from the 4 long years it took to gain the prize. Now its time to rebuild.