"Wort a morvillis day of CRICKit, Richie. Orstralia is verily florgging the Indians and I predict the day's end will see Orstralia winning by an innings and several horndred rorns"
"Tony, you kaffa!!!! Do you know what the word 'moron' means??!!"
"I thenk so, Richie"
"Fillas, mend ef I cut en??"
"Hadlee, go back to Bondi!!!!"
"But, E'm from New Zealund??!!!"
"That IS, New Zealand, you twit!!!!"


