revenge on the telemarketers :)

[cjmarsh81]

I like the one I saw on Seinfeld once. Ask them for their home phone number and you will call them back at a time convenient to you.

[Sausageman (Mike Boggan)]

How about a compressed air canister with an air horn.
I have seen them used on TV sitcoms and we actually use them at work, for a different reason though.
2000 dB's would put anyone off. Well not quite that much but they are really loud.

They even use auto diallers now that put you on hold when you answer, for an important phone call, yeah as if......

Mike