I have decided to take up boxing

[TrevorW]

Originally Posted by Baron von Richthofen

The only contact sport I like is SEX

I;m with you brother make love not war

A joke

"A unmarried guy named Peter buys three hundred acre farm out in the sticks after 3 months working the farm he's sitting on the veranda having a stubbie when a ute pulls up out gets this 6ft 100 kg cockie

He says gidday neighbour my names Jock I own the farm next to yours and though I'd be neighbourly and invite you over too a party, there'll be sex, fighting, drugs and debauchery you want to come"

Peter rplies "that sounds like fun who's going...."

Jock replies

"just you amd me brother"

[matt]

Aaaand....cue the theme song from the movie 'Deliverance'....

[AlexN]

I train in 3 styles of martial arts purely for the fitness and the discipline... Although being a young guy who does enjoy a night out on the town, its always nice to know that should anything happen I'm quite capable of defending myself and the people around me..

[matt]

This thread is getting very funny. I feel the urge to get very puffy-chested....

[TrevorW]

A smart man once said

"he who runs away lives to fight another day"

no marital sports for fitness are fine but trust me no one wins in a fight

sorry typo thats martial

[AlexN]

Originally Posted by TrevorW

no marital sports for fitness are fine but trust me no one wins in a fight

Thats what the people who lose always say hahaha! I love sparing.. its quite therapeutic.. Especially when you lose in my opinion... Theres nothing like having the poop beaten out of you to bring you back down to earth. Although, having a win here and there can be nice too!

[danielsun]

Bought the kids a Wii and a few of games for there birthdays a few weeks ago and I thought I was past playing computer games but my six year old and I have been having the best Tennis matches.
The little bugger is really good at it and we have a great laugh.
Good family fun.
Next game is Mario cart too.


Cheers Daniel.

[BerrieK]

Originally Posted by matt

This thread is getting very funny. I feel the urge to get very puffy-chested....

What? Pec implants???

[matt]

No. I'll use the God-given puffiness I already possess

[TrevorW]

Alex seriously

Growing up with 4 brothers fights were common

Believe it or not I was nerdy at school got beat up a lot took up martial arts when I started working at 15 after that never got into many fights and never lost one when I did

ON and off I did martial arts in one form or another until I had my arm broken by a younger opponent sparring when I was 40.

regretted every single fight I ever had or been in I nearly killed a guy once

sparring for exercise in a controlled situation is good fun fighting in anger is not.

Grasshopper



nothing is gained from fighting

[Lumen Miner (Mitchell)]

Originally Posted by TrevorW

trust me no one wins in a fight

Too true.

[Jen]

im so glad im not the only idiot that laughs and gets a kick out of hitting nothing but the air in the room