Well, Goodchild is now shown to be failure I predicted, but a new "psychic" has arisen (me) and building on my successful prediction that no aliens would landon 15 October, I further predict that there will be no alien landings on the 17th October 2008 either.
If I'm right, then I'll be 100% accurate -- 2/2. Will this entitle me to call myself "psychic"?
I always had my doubts about people who spend cold nights outside freezing their gooblies off staring through long things at the rings around uranus, moons, stars etc instead of being tucked up in warm bed with their partners, now you lot are even contemplating alien sex objects etc this has confirmed it your a lot of horny s... starved old buggers.
PS :Me included
HI. IM AN
ALIEN FROM
OUTER SPACE
DISGUISED AS
YOUR TELESCOPE. I
AM CURRENTLY
MAKING LOVE TO
YOUR EYES AND
I CAN TELL
YOU'RE
ENJOYING IT
COS I CAN SEE
YOU SMILING.