OKaaaay Tony,
Didn't realise you were Tee Total.
How are the rellies going to get on then? Those poms just love going to the pub and smoking, I know, I was that man...lol

There was nothing better than to walk into a Yorkshire pub filled with smoke, drink pint after pint of real beer, play darts then come home, on the way buy some real fish and chips or a curry. Or make bacon sangers instead.
If you guy's want a real hobby, make your own sausages, you will never buy them again.
The day is for work, the afternoon is for making sausages, the night is for star gazing.
Or when I'm on night shift....you can work it out....
Email me if you want to make some, I will send you the recipe's of some great snags.
Mike