you know your cover is blown when...

[RB (Andrew)]

You know what the Monty Python boys always say ......

" no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition"

Sorry Houghy couldn't sleep last night, still laughing mate ......

[acropolite (Phil)]

Originally Posted by houghy

yes yes just like that EQ6 I loaned you Eh phil

Yep, it's arrived h0ughy... just have to announce and unpack, you're a generous man...

[cahullian]

Nothing to do with me Dave even though I work for the NSW DET. Or is it??
He he he he he

Gazz

[wavelandscott (Scott)]

Originally Posted by h0ughy

are these the wise words of a henpecked hubby?

might have to try that

YES!...actually that should all be in lower case type...yes...

It better represents my meekness...

We all know that some insects eat/kill their partner after reproduction...well let me just say that they have nothing on my wife when she is in a bad mood!

Besides the "beg for forgiveness defense" I also find that the "duck and cover" method works pretty well to...for those not familiar with it...

When questioned about something make your statement then "duck and cover" on the floor curling up in a ball on the floor and play dead...I find after a few minutes she becomes bored with my lack of reaction and I am able to go back to what I was doing before...

On a seperate note, whenever the phrase "Spanish Inquisition" comes up I can not help myself but to think of the Movie "History of World, part 1" and the musical version of said event...

Good Luck!

[RB (Andrew)]

LOL Scott, stop it, I haven't stopped laughing since last night.
You guys are killing me !!!

At this rate my asthma's going to play up......and I don't have asthma.....

[xstream (John)]

Yes Dear, No Dear, Three bags full Dear!

[ving (David)]

lock it all up least she goes on a rage and smashes everything

poor david

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by xstream

Yes Dear, No Dear, Three bags full Dear!

very bloody funny

[acropolite (Phil)]

Originally Posted by xstream

Yes Dear, No Dear, Three bags full Dear!

John's right h0ughy, I remember seeing an old codger and his wife on TV, when asked the secret of their marriage, he said "say Yes Dear to everything"

[sheeny (Al)]

I see the dilemma, HOughy. Looks like a classic case of naivety when it come to the fame of being a media personality in the astronomical field (i.e. a star!)

As you get more experienced at this, I'm sure you'll agree the correct approach was to deny it was your photograph on the tele... "Oh, yeah, that's Dave's... you know there's two of us in Newcastle with the same name??!!! What a coincidence! Gee, I wish I could take photos like him!!!"Problem solved!!!!

Al.

[duncan]

Rule no1 She who must be obeyed knows when you lie!!!!!!
Rule no2 realizes that RULE NO. 1 APPLIES.
Rule no3 What boys do when out and about stays out and about and does not come home--------EVER!!!!!!!!
Rule no4 Whatever she say's goes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheers,
Duncan

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by sheeny

I see the dilemma, HOughy. Looks like a classic case of naivety when it come to the fame of being a media personality in the astronomical field (i.e. a star!)

As you get more experienced at this, I'm sure you'll agree the correct approach was to deny it was your photograph on the tele... "Oh, yeah, that's Dave's... you know there's two of us in Newcastle with the same name??!!! What a coincidence! Gee, I wish I could take photos like him!!!"Problem solved!!!!

Al.

well there is another David Hough (yes god made a second one and placed him in the Hunter Valley) the reason I know this is that he also had the same service provider for the net many years ago and he couldn't use his name because I had gotten it already.

the second point being she knows I image anything that moves - cameras everywhere

no way am I a star mate!!

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by acropolite

John's right h0ughy, I remember seeing an old codger and his wife on TV, when asked the secret of their marriage, he said "say Yes Dear to everything"

Yes Dear