Well what you need to remember is if you are in a knock down drag out fight to see who will escort Miss Lilly home from the pub your opponent, if you have hair or beard, will invariably grab hold often even with two hands...now when that happens you have them at a complete disadvantage... their fists are not going anywhere and you can smash their face in from either side and from below...when they are unconscious you simply peel their hands off your hair or beard....and ask Miss Lilly if she can carry the slab of coolies whilst you hot wire a car of her favorite colour...perhaps buy some bacon and eggs for breakfast if you are a thinker.
Alex
I am blessed. My wife is a qualified hairdresser..and has the trade, then called a "Master's certificate" after 4 years of tech college, to prove it....but I know her well enough not to ask for a "tidy-up" if I have annoyed her for some lame male behaviour.
Douglas Adams also pointed out the importance of keeping people like hairdressers and phone sanitisers within the populace.
My first wife was a hairdresser and would cut my hair. And although she got on well with my second wife I had decided not to bother cutting it would cost money..It was so funny...to see them both sitting together filling in the divorce papers ..every now and then they would call out to ask me a question to go on the forms..but me and the band kept on playing..they seemed happy .. ..it was like they were transferring the rego papers on the car...anyways it all went thru... ownership went to the next one and I got my laundry done as usual...what was funny was they both thought they had won. Me I did not care..what a prize..me?...now the first one I set up with a ticket for the rest if her life and the second I set her up nice as well...I am just a romantic..
Alex
I gave it and happy to do so...both are wonderful people and deserved better than me.
But I did the right thing not like so many fools who let their love turn to hate ... I will still do anything for them...
