Chinglish interpreter please help

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by SirDystic

i thought " Oh no not the houghman replying to the thread" but its ok really. think outside what square, What if i try and OCR it in chinese.... will that work...

probrally

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by SirDystic

what..?????Now Im really starting to hurt,,,who started this thread..Oh thats right I did...Damn...Good one

are you apinting the dome in apxoy ( ) paint, the fumes may be affrecting you

[Shawn]

Houghy you rascal, Its finished No more fumes and Im fully aware of my extremities now....

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Originally Posted by SirDystic

Anyway Ken
Now Im over my fit of laughter, WTF does it say,,?

"roughly"

OK, Shawn,

Here's what it says:

The systen enactment:
-While holding most five, such as not enough five, while show, depend up arrange.
-Triangle designation of for activate a name
- Press Menu key will choose and enter that options
- Short press PLAY key and will withdraw the menu
1.5.1.3.Key function
1.5.1.3.1.Short Press or press down the NEXT, blue carry bottom on blue's back tread into bottom move, arrive most next turn over behind on hold, keep till the last on hold, then turn over to then return to the first to hold. Show to should of activate the diagram mark, and change solid hour function.

etc etc.

Makes perfect sense to me

It means "Press anything and see what happens"

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by ballaratdragons

OK, Shawn,

Here's what it says:

The systen enactment:
-While holding most five, such as not enough five, while show, depend up arrange.
-Triangle designation of for activate a name
- Press Menu key will choose and enter that options
- Short press PLAY key and will withdraw the menu
1.5.1.3.Key function
1.5.1.3.1.Short Press or press down the NEXT, blue carry bottom on blue's back tread into bottom move, arrive most next turn over behind on hold, keep till the last on hold, then turn over to then return to the first to hold. Show to should of activate the diagram mark, and change solid hour function.

etc etc.

Makes perfect sense to me

It means "Press anything and see what happens"

see works for ken, he types with his toes you know

[Shawn]

Originally Posted by ballaratdragons

OK, Shawn,

Here's what it says:

The systen enactment:
-While holding most five, such as not enough five, while show, depend up arrange.
-Triangle designation of for activate a name
- Press Menu key will choose and enter that options
- Short press PLAY key and will withdraw the menu
1.5.1.3.Key function
1.5.1.3.1.Short Press or press down the NEXT, blue carry bottom on blue's back tread into bottom move, arrive most next turn over behind on hold, keep till the last on hold, then turn over to then return to the first to hold. Show to should of activate the diagram mark, and change solid hour function.

etc etc.

Makes perfect sense to me

It means "Press anything and see what happens"

Ok press everything at the same time, and gradually work down to pressing a few in random order, and see what happens , right,,

Well ,,,Why didnt they write that,,,??? , would have saved a tree..

[Shawn]

Ok aside from a hernia from laughing so hard, this bloody mp4 player is still in chinese, thanks for the fun" now i know why I visit here" thanks guys, have a good working week "im on holiday"..

All the best

S

[Shawn]

Originally Posted by h0ughy

probrally

There is only one "L" in probraly houghy..

[Ric]

Then theres the instruction manual translated into English for a blender which read
"Please remove fingers and genitals from blender before activating"

There are people who must lead very interesting lives that's all I can say.

cheers

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Originally Posted by SirDystic

have a good working week "im on holiday"..

All the best

S

Holiday?????

Hmmm, that means you have time to come to 'Snake Valley Astronomy Camp'

Starts this Friday!!!!!!!

Weather report is very favourable.

[Shawn]

Its a long way from here..I would love to come and meet you guys, next time maybe.

Thanks.

Im going to read the instructions on my blender right now though..

[mickoking]

I guess thats why China is cryin' out for English teachers

[Shawn]

How Much do they Pay,, more importantly do you need to speak chinese, and are the skies clear..??

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Originally Posted by SirDystic

How Much do they Pay,, more importantly do you need to speak chinese, and are the skies clear..??

Not much, yes, and no.

[Lee]

Originally Posted by Ric

"Please remove fingers and genitals from blender before activating"

That's good advice.

[mickoking]

1. 4000+ yuan a month, free accomidation.
2. no qualifications
3. Avoid Sichuan, its famous for it cloud

[Shawn]

Oh well. I have no idea what 4000+ yuan a month is, and besides my grasp on english is tenuous at best,, but writing manuals, I can that do...

[Shawn]

Maybe ther is room in the marketplace for someone to write a better manual on products shipped, just by using trial and error,,Like" press all the buttons, stick you genitals in the blender, change the fan belt with the engine running"
etc It would have to better yes. might pay to use a stunt double though...

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Shawns Manual for your MP4

1. Turn the blasted thing on

2. Press the little red thingy

3. play with the other coloured thingies until sounds can be heard in the haedphones and pictures can be seen on the screen.

4. Go out and buy some headphones

[johnno]

Hi All,

Very good re the Chinglish,I had quite a laugh,

The Chinese Antique Dealers on Ebay,are a scream,

IE,
"you buy this Rare Chinese Necklace/whatever for your girl,She will be good to you"...

And heaps more,along the same lines,Had Kathy,and I in Stitches.

Regards.
John