Terrible, terrible chemical joke

[Neutronstar (T)]

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[Stardrifter_WA]

Three chemists are sitting around talking. One chemist asks, "would you like some H2O?" Yes, said the second chemist, to which the third chemist said" I will have some H2O too. He died!

Heard this one at uni the other day. Didn't initially get it until I remembered that H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide.

[Neutronstar (T)]

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[el_draco (Rom)]

You may have heard this:

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[PCH (Paul)]

Originally Posted by Stardrifter_WA

Three chemists are sitting around talking. One chemist asks, "would you like some H2O?" Yes, said the second chemist, to which the third chemist said" I will have some H2O too. He died!

Heard this one at uni the other day. Didn't initially get it until I remembered that H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide.

Hi Peter,

Welcome back. Hope you're feeling better. Best wishes

[Stardrifter_WA]

Originally Posted by PCH

Hi Peter,

Welcome back. Hope you're feeling better. Best wishes

Thanks foe the sentiment Paul, but I am not really back, just checking in on IIS for a change. I am very busy doing a Bachelor of Arts at Murdoch Uni. Keeping the brain engaged in others thing at this time has been really good for me.

Cheers Peter