One night, after imaging in the back yard, I came inside after packing everything away and stumbled up the stairs to bed as quiet as I could as it was 4am and I still had my red headtorch on so I didnt wake anyone.
I crept into my bedroom trying not to creak the door and wake the missus.....I turned off the red torch and headed inside the bedroom.
Little did I remember that earlier that day we had moved all the furniture from the upstairs games room (so we could have our carpets cleaned in the morning) into our bedroom and my son had put a THREE SEATER LOUNGE CHAIR between me and my side of the bed, which was COMPLETELY invisible in the now dark, which I promptly banged into, barked BOTH my shins on (down to the bone) and made me fall forward onto the lounge..........
STRAIGHT ON TO something that went crash, crack, tinkle, which just so happened to be the kids 81cm LCD HD TV worth about $1500, which now had two LARGE kneeprints in the middle of the screen from my 120kg frame as well as about 1000 radiating cracks running all over the screen.......
Just so happened that the eldest son decided to put the TV on the lounge to keep it safe.
Needless to say, the amount of F$#% and S$%& and F$%#ing H$## that was screamed out, instantly woke the entire family who all rushed in to see me on my hands and knees ON the TV, swearing like a sailor, with blood gushing down my legs onto the lounge and carpet, which cost about another $200 to clean up when the carpet man arrived the next day.
So, in 10 secs, I wasted $1700 and ended up waking everyone up anyway.
Needless to say, the torch now stays on right until my head hits the pillow now.....
Cheers
Chris