Rats!!!

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Seems as if you are famous Vingo!!!!

[astro_nutt]

Is it possible to send this thread to a US site?...say...Texas!!..just for fun of course!!

[Roger Davis]

Just show them a kangaroo, they'll think it's a big rat anyway! Too much Bugs Bunny!
Q. How many rats does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to remove the old one, the other to pee all over the replacement bulb so that it trips the electrical circuit.
A. None, they prefer to be in the dark.
A. All of them. One to take the bulb out and the others to fight over who gets to stash it.
A. Why change it? The rats have already gnawed through all the house wiring, which is why the bulb wasn't working in the first place.

Q. What's the difference between rats and kids?
A. Although both leave stuff all over the floor, at least a rat will stash it all into a neat pile somewhere out of sight.

[ving (David)]

good ones ken and roger!!!

[acropolite (Phil)]

Scary stuff Ving. The funny thing about mice & rats is that most people believe that they don't have them. I can't recall a roof I have crawled in that hasn't had mouse or rat droppings in it (and usually a carcass or two), at my place Stuart Little couldn't wait to get the mouse baits, and chewed his way into the box and ate the baits before I had a chance to put them out. At the end of the day they're only furry critters trying to make a living, it's kinda sad how we despise them.