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Old 13-07-2011, 11:20 AM
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Joke Stop Sign

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Hope this put's a smile on someone face today
A man driving through a small country town came to a STOP sign .
As he approached the intersection he slowed down look left then right and continued crossing the intersection.
The next thing the local police was on his tail light’s flashing siren blaring and pull’s the man over.
The man ask the policeman what was wrong ,the policeman replies that he did not stop at the STOP SIGN .The man said that slowed down and check that it was clear to cross the intersection.
The policeman said that rules say you must come to a STOP before you drive on.
But the driver said he had slowed down but the policeman stated the rules say you must STOP at a STOP sign,
The driver said to the policeman if you can prove to me the difference between STOP and SLOW DOWN I will pay double the find.
The policeman said to the driver to get out of the car, when he got out the policeman started laying into him with his night stick fairly giving him a real work over then the policeman said to the driver do you want me to SLOWN DOWN OR STOP SIR
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Old 13-07-2011, 01:28 PM
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Sick - really sick.
I am horrified - honestly - it corrupts everything that is right by inference.
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Old 13-07-2011, 03:07 PM
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Old 14-07-2011, 08:18 PM
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That is the best one I have heard for a long time!!:lo l:
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Old 15-07-2011, 01:28 AM
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That might well have been OUR local copper.
Was the guy Black? Vietnamese? Afghan?
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Old 15-07-2011, 07:03 AM
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Good one, i can believe that one i got booked a couple of months back for the same reason,glad i didnt ask the cop the difference.
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