Quick Joke Page - Cause I feel like it.

[Screwdriverone (Chris)]

Hi All,

Just thought of this Astronomy related joke so I thought I would post a page to kick things off (if anyone has any more)

Q: What do you call a telescope left unattended outside?
A: A rain gauge!

OK, so its not the best, but it's a Screwdriverone original. SO there!

Any more?

Cheers

Chris

[supernova1965 (Warren)]

Hi Chris
Thought I could add to your great joke hope you don't mind

What do you call a telescope left unattended outside first its a cloud attractor than a cloud seeder and then its a rain gauge

[bloodhound31]

sounds like a "Penriff" joke to me...

Fanks with an F.

[Screwdriverone (Chris)]

Ha Ha Barry,

No, if it was a Penriff joke, it would go like this;

Q: What do you call a Telescope left unattended outside in Penriff?
A: Stolen property.

Cheers

Chris

[Matt Wastell (Matt)]

.....uranus!

[TrevorW]

Copernicus my son the world does not revolve around you !!!

[lacad01 (Adam)]

Originally Posted by Screwdriverone

Ha Ha Barry,

No, if it was a Penriff joke, it would go like this;

Q: What do you call a Telescope left unattended outside in Penriff?
A: Stolen property.

Cheers

Chris

Alternate answer,
A: What's a telescope?