Take a Peek into 2032

ballaratdragons (Ken) · #1 02-03-2012, 01:04 AM

Travel ahead in time by 20 years and see where we will be in 2032

2032 Newspaper Headlines:

Tasmania executes last remaining Greenie

Australia now has 10 universities of political correctness. Professor Goldman of ANU says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped

Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US president in 2034

Australia Post raises price of stamps to $18 and cuts deliveries to Wednesdays only

24th Planet in our Solar System discovered

Senate still blocks drilling in Canberra as petrol hits $5020 a litre and protected petrol stations are open only on Tuesdays and Fridays or at other times when armed guards are available

Australian Tax Office cuts tax rate to 75 per cent -- lowest in a decade

Martian Base partially buried by 2nd dust storm this month

Any more?

FlashDrive (Poppy) · #2 02-03-2012, 01:41 AM

I don't want to be around when this is going on ...!!!!!

Flash ...!!!

ballaratdragons (Ken) · #3 02-03-2012, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlashDrive

I don't want to be around when this is going on ...!!!!!

Flash ...!!!

To Mad Max'ish?

Rob P · #4 02-03-2012, 09:58 AM

It's all conjecture; everyone knows its all over after the 21st Dec.

Barrykgerdes · #5 02-03-2012, 10:07 AM

That is exactly what I was going to say

Barry

Shark Bait (Stu) · #6 02-03-2012, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob P

It's all conjecture; everyone knows its all over after the 21st Dec.

That's the point at which my watch refuses to move past.

Ric · #7 02-03-2012, 11:17 AM

Good one Ken.

jenchris (Jennifer) · #8 02-03-2012, 03:03 PM

You must have one of those Mayan watches stu.

South Irian Presidential speech from his Palace in Brisbane Queensland gets high praise from Muslim Brotherhood Ministers in Canberra.

pgc hunter · #9 03-03-2012, 01:42 PM

lol , the sad thing is at the rate this country is going down the toilet, I can actually see most of that becoming a reality .....

I go away for 3 weeks and come back to find LPG has gone up by 25c, a slab of coke at BigW was $13 in Dec, now it is over $18 and my favourite drink has gone up for the 3rd time this year alone.... and then you got those "academic" do-gooders always trying to preach how to live our lives and what can/can't eat, drink, say, do etc etc

Shark Bait (Stu) · #10 03-03-2012, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jenchris

You must have one of those Mayan watches stu.

It is heavy too. Looks like something Fred Flintstone would wear.

TrevorW · #11 03-03-2012, 06:58 PM

First NASA interstellar flight arrives at Proxima Centauri only to discover KFC, HJ's and Macca's got there before them

Screwdriverone (Chris) · #12 03-03-2012, 11:13 PM

The XVIIIth Annual Global Warming Games gets underway with:

Speed Skating from Sydney Harbour Bridge to Manly Wharf

Ski Jumping - Live from Giza Stadium - Egypt

Mens Downhill - Long Course - Royal Sahara Ski Fields

Bobsled - Day1 - live from Namatjira Memorial track, - Uluru

Mens Ice Hockey - Preliminary Rounds - via satellite from Death Valley

I'm not a skeptic.....much......

Cheers

Chris

Kevnool (Kev) · #13 04-03-2012, 06:57 AM

This hypothetical change is a lot to take in.

Ric · #14 04-03-2012, 10:20 AM

Still no mention of a manned mission to Mars though.

I thought we would have at least made it that far.

Kevnool (Kev) · #15 04-03-2012, 11:00 AM

Whats that Ric

No one has told you about your condo to be built there.
Geez talk about keepin a secret.

Cheers

FlashDrive (Poppy) · #16 04-03-2012, 11:29 AM

All people using ' orbital vehicles ' traveling to work or recreational activities must remain under the 500ft AGL Limit

Children must refrain from bringing their ' holographic generators ' to school as this disrupts and interferes with the the plasma chamber in the science block.

All ' nano ' robots must be ' off line ' before entering the ' particle separator ' facility.

By Order : Professor Julia Sumner Miller.

Flash