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25-01-2012, 09:58 PM
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Makes me proud to be an Australian
Makes ya feel bloody proud to be Australian!
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".
One week later, Australia’s Northern Territory Times reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, Knackers Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely bugger-all. Knackers has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless."
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25-01-2012, 10:15 PM
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amateur
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25-01-2012, 10:16 PM
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Retired, damn no pension
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Obi Obi, Qld
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Problem is though, it doesn't work any better now than it did back then
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25-01-2012, 10:19 PM
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Awe and Wonder
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25-01-2012, 10:26 PM
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Like to learn
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Location: melbourne
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lol
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25-01-2012, 10:53 PM
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Life is looking up!
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25-01-2012, 10:57 PM
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26-01-2012, 02:31 AM
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Support your local RFS
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Location: Wamboin NSW
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Nice one JJJ
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26-01-2012, 06:58 AM
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Location: Waitakere Ranges, New Zealand
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Lol!
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26-01-2012, 08:48 AM
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Fast Scope & Fast Engine
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Broken Hill N.S.W
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A really great Australia day joke.
Thanks jjj
Cheers
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26-01-2012, 08:51 AM
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Great Sage == Heaven
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Rofl!
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26-01-2012, 12:16 PM
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Location: Horsham, Victoria
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Sorry JJJ. I've seen that printed elsewhere a couple years ago.
Still funny though.
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27-01-2012, 12:06 PM
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accepts all donations
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hilarious !
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27-01-2012, 12:53 PM
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ze frogginator
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Sydney
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 I heard this one before but it was an irish joke.
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