No no no, some of you have the right idea, but for the wrong reasons.
I keep them on the phone line as long as I possibly can, pure and simple...as long as they are wasting their time on me, they are not sucking in some other poor unfortunate soul who may not be as computer literate.
I certainly play games with them... and my record so far is to keep one of them on my phone for 35minutes before I had to leave
here is the way I play....and this is almost exactly what i did last week.
ring ring.... (seeing "o/seas caller" on my phone display.. I prepare myself)...
me: A hoi hoi?
them: Hello, this is patricia from windows..
Hello Patricia, sorry, where are you from?
I am patricia from Windows
Sorry? windows? my windows are all fine except for the one in the bathroom which has a small crack in the glass, what will you charge me to fix it?
No, I am patricia from windows, your operating system on your computer...
Ohhhhhhh... you mean Patricia from MICROSOFT.. nice to meet you Patricia, what can I do for you?
We have noticed there is a problem , we have had many complaints from our users that you have a virus!
Oh that? it wasnt a "virus" as such, I think it was just a cold, but yeah, quite a few people were worried they were going to catch it from me... one lady on the bus even yelled at me to cover my mouth before coughing!
Im sorry sir, I am talking about a virus on your computer.
Oh no.. I have a virus on my computer?
Yes sir, you will find your computer has been running slow lately?
Well, it was running a little slow, but I installed the flux capacitor and now it cruises like a delorian at 87 mph, it could probably go faster .. but Im a little afraid of what might happen.
Now sir, I can fix this problem if you just click on my computer.
haha, i dont see how I could possibly click on your computer from all the way over here, wait... are you bringing your computer to my house? I dont think thats a good idea... I have a virus apparantly!!!
No sir, I mean my computer on your desktop
I dont think it matters where you put your computer, if you bring it here.. you might catch the virus! I really dont think thats a good idea.
Sir, on YOUR computer, on the desktop, there is my computer
Ohhhh... on the computer? Im not on the computer at the moment.
You will need to get on your computer to fix this problem, could you go and turn it on please.
Im sorry, Im not really good with these computer things, will I need my internets to be on as well?
Yes please sir, please make sure your computer is on and the internet is connected.
Wait, do you know if its the grey cable or the black cable that goes into the computer to turn it on...?
etc etc etc.
Then I end it with "boy... you have been so helpful, The thing I am happiest about is that while you have been on the phone to me, you havent been scamming someone else"
They quite often dont get that...and try and continue.. one guy got REALLY angry with me and told me he was just keeping me on the phone because the police wanted to trace my call because they have been looking for me for a very long time...
I replied "they cant have been trying very hard...if an idiot like you can find me, Im sure they can find me EASILY"
He hung up...I want to try and record the call one day..any ideas on how to cheaply and easily set up a rig that will record both sides of the conversation?