For those whose usual vocabulary is astronomy based, here's a few pointers:
Ya migh be needin a quick short lesson on Pirate talk. Start yer sentence wi’ a “Arr, me hearty,” in a deep, throaty voice — ye’ll find that the rest be comin’ much easier. Double up on all yer adjectives an’ ye`ll be bountifully bombastic wi’ yer phrasin’. Gentleman o’ fortunes nerespeak o’ “a big ship”, they call ‘t a “great, grand ship!” They neresay never, they say “Nay nay ne`er!” * Instead o’ sayin’ “I be”, jacks say, “I be”. Instead o’ sayin’ “Ye be”, jacks say, “Ye be”. Instead o’ sayin’, “They be”, jacks say, “They be”. Ne`er speak in anythin` but th’ present tense!
Some words ya be needin' -
* Ahoy: Hey!
* Avast: Stop!
* Aye: Yes
* Black spot: to be ‘placin’ the black spot’ be markin’ someone for death.
* Booty: treasure
* Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin’ to no man or blasted government.
* By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
* Cat o’ nine tails: whip for floggin’ mutineers
* Corsair: a pirate who be makin’ his berth in the Med-…Medi-…that sea ‘tween Spain and Africa, aye!
* Davy Jones’ Locker: the bottom o’ the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
* Doubloons: pieces of gold…
* Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin’ when they die.
* Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an’ plunder.
* Gentlemen o’ fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
* Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
* Grog: A pirate’s favorite drink.
* Jack: a flag or a sailor
* Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
* Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle -encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin’ this.
* Landlubber: “Land-lover,” someone not used to life onboard a ship.
* Lass: A woman.
* Lily-livered: faint o’ heart
* Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
* Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
* Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
* Me: My.
* Pieces o’ eight: pieces o’ silver which can be cut into eights to be givin’ small change.
* Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
* Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
* Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
* Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
* Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a b@$t@Rd son of a sailor
* Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
* Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
* Squiffy: a buffoon
* Swaggy: a scurvy cur’s ship what ye be intendin’ to loot!
* Swashbucklin’: fightin’ and carousin’ on the high seas!
* Sweet trade: the career of piracy
* Thar: The opposite of “here.”
* Walk the plank: this one be obvious.
* Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin’ to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
* Wi’ a wannion: wi’ a curse, or wi’ a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
* Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter.
We put a jolly roger up our flagpole for today! Arrr (um, what do wenches say?)
For those whose usual vocabulary is astronomy based, here's a few pointers:
Ya migh be needin a quick short lesson on Pirate talk. Start yer sentence wi’ a “Arr, me hearty,” in a deep, throaty voice — ye’ll find that the rest be comin’ much easier. Double up on all yer adjectives an’ ye`ll be bountifully bombastic wi’ yer phrasin’. Gentleman o’ fortunes nerespeak o’ “a big ship”, they call ‘t a “great, grand ship!” They neresay never, they say “Nay nay ne`er!” * Instead o’ sayin’ “I be”, jacks say, “I be”. Instead o’ sayin’ “Ye be”, jacks say, “Ye be”. Instead o’ sayin’, “They be”, jacks say, “They be”. Ne`er speak in anythin` but th’ present tense!
Some words ya be needin' -
* Ahoy: Hey!
* Avast: Stop!
* Aye: Yes
* Black spot: to be ‘placin’ the black spot’ be markin’ someone for death.
* Booty: treasure
* Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin’ to no man or blasted government.
* By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
* Cat o’ nine tails: whip for floggin’ mutineers
* Corsair: a pirate who be makin’ his berth in the Med-…Medi-…that sea ‘tween Spain and Africa, aye!
* Davy Jones’ Locker: the bottom o’ the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
* Doubloons: pieces of gold…
* Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin’ when they die.
* Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an’ plunder.
* Gentlemen o’ fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
* Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
* Grog: A pirate’s favorite drink.
* Jack: a flag or a sailor
* Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
* Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle -encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin’ this.
* Landlubber: “Land-lover,” someone not used to life onboard a ship.
* Lass: A woman.
* Lily-livered: faint o’ heart
* Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
* Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
* Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
* Me: My.
* Pieces o’ eight: pieces o’ silver which can be cut into eights to be givin’ small change.
* Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
* Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
* Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
* Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
* Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a b@$t@Rd son of a sailor
* Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
* Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
* Squiffy: a buffoon
* Swaggy: a scurvy cur’s ship what ye be intendin’ to loot!
* Swashbucklin’: fightin’ and carousin’ on the high seas!
* Sweet trade: the career of piracy
* Thar: The opposite of “here.”
* Walk the plank: this one be obvious.
* Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin’ to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
* Wi’ a wannion: wi’ a curse, or wi’ a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
* Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter.
We put a jolly roger up our flagpole for today! Arrr (um, what do wenches say?)
Kerrie
Where were you this morning!!?? Could have so used these today!!