Thinking of a new signature quote - topical...

troypiggo (Troy) · #1 30-07-2009, 04:29 PM

"The Cosmos gave Jupiter a black eye because it didn't have dinner ready on time."

Too much?

renormalised (Carl) · #2 30-07-2009, 05:28 PM

"Gravity sucks, but not according to Einstein"

"Quasars are billions of light years away, and so are most people's minds"

""That's one small step for [a] man" but he was only on a ladder!!!"

"Full Moon: sticking all of your arse out of the window"

"Parallax: Drunk and lazy at the same time"

"Light Year: 365 days of inactivity"

sheeny (Al) · #3 30-07-2009, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by renormalised

"Parallax: Drunk and lazy at the same time"

I like that one!

Al.

Octane (Humayun) · #4 30-07-2009, 05:45 PM

"My brother sent me a post card with a beautiful photo of the Earth taken by a satellite. On the back, it said, 'wish you were here.'"

Regards,
Humayun

Rhino1980 (Ryan) · #5 30-07-2009, 05:50 PM

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses!"

"I think paranoid people are following me."

"These days, man knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing." -Oscar Wilde

renormalised (Carl) · #6 30-07-2009, 05:51 PM

Here's some more...

"Barlow: Pub for the height challenged"

"Focusing [K]nob: A fool trying to concentrate"

"Equatorial Mount: sex at 0 degrees latitude" or "sex on the equator"

troypiggo (Troy) · #7 30-07-2009, 05:54 PM

good ones. Keep em coming.

DavidU (Dave) · #8 30-07-2009, 06:04 PM

Nothing succeeds like a parrot without a beak
People who live in glass houses shouldn't

troypiggo (Troy) · #9 30-07-2009, 06:20 PM

If noone complains about the Jupiter one, I'm adding it soon.

Like haiku?

"Bought new gear. Aw crap!
I want to image the stars,
go away you clouds."

Rhino1980 (Ryan) · #10 30-07-2009, 06:25 PM

Confucious say: Man who go to sleep with hand on problem, wake up with solution on chest...

gman (Grant) · #11 30-07-2009, 11:04 PM

Heres a few.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming , like the passengers in his car.

Time is a great teacher, unfortunately, it kills its pupils.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

gman (Grant) · #12 30-07-2009, 11:07 PM

Duct tape is like "The Force"

It has a "Light" side and a "Dark" side and it holds the world together.

TrevorW · #13 30-07-2009, 11:07 PM

"I see dumb people, but they don't even know their dumb"

TrevorW · #14 30-07-2009, 11:10 PM

"A bird in hand is definitely not worth two in a bush"