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02-03-2009, 09:41 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Australia
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A little computer joke which is all so true
I was having trouble with my computer so I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?'
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Richard grin ned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
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02-03-2009, 09:59 AM
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Supernova Searcher
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02-03-2009, 10:24 AM
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Moderator
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Lol
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02-03-2009, 10:52 AM
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Loves Staring Into Space!
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Hahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa
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02-03-2009, 11:48 AM
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It is very much like the common PEBKAC error
(Problem exists between keyboard and chair..)
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02-03-2009, 12:25 PM
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very good
giggle and smirk
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02-03-2009, 12:56 PM
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Teknition
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brisbane Australia
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Clever, I like!!
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02-03-2009, 05:06 PM
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Old Man Yells at Cloud
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Rockingham WA
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Haha, must remember that one.
As I was reading I thought the 'Ten T' was going to be ten thumbs.
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02-03-2009, 05:55 PM
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Fast Scope & Fast Engine
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Shes a gooden......cheers Kev.
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02-03-2009, 07:00 PM
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lol nice
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02-03-2009, 10:20 PM
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Support your local RFS
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Location: Wamboin NSW
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Blooming 11 year olds, they think they know it all.
Problem is that they do.
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02-03-2009, 11:43 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Geraldton, WA
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As someone who does a lot of puter fixes, ID10T errors are fairly common.
Never been game to tell the customer though, diplomacy is best.
Bill
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03-03-2009, 07:29 AM
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Hi
This may be a little off the subject but I spent my working life in electronic repairing and I saw some prime examples of equipment being put out of action by simple faults that became catastrophes.
The two best were these.
Syptom: Could not tune the aerial! ( I guessed what was wrong but ----)
When I got there the transmiter was literally in pieces on the floor. I spent all day putting it back together. I did fix a few minor faults probably induced in the disassembly. When I got the equipment all back together I turned it on and tested it. Yes the aerial tuner still had the same problem.
I went to the Main distribution fuse board and replaced the "C" phase fuse. The problem was fixed.
The second was just the syptom: The radio has stopped working (Marine RT on a Game fishing Boat. I believe the boat was part owned by Lee Marvin who I met on a later job).
The boat was at Lizard Island so we had to charter a plane to get there.
I fixed the fault in a few minutes. Yes a blown fuse again. Too late to return to Cairns in the dark so we stayed the night on the mother ship, boy what a feast! and returned the next day. The whole exercise must have cost twice the value of the Radio transceiver.
Baz
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03-03-2009, 09:21 AM
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2 screw loose stargazers
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Location: directly under that cloud. Brisbane
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deep breath required
A company I worked for provided computer-based-training packages for the agricultural sector.
I received a very angry call from a farmer complaining that the provided disk wouldn't run.
During the extended call I happened to ask "what does the screen say?
Answer: what screen?
Turns out he thought he'd do the training whilst cultivating, and had loaded it into the stereo on his tractor.
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03-03-2009, 09:29 PM
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Old Man Yells at Cloud
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Rockingham WA
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Haha, thats along the lines of the old worn-out story about the tech helpline guy who gets a call about a faulty cup holder on their PC.
The tech guy asks, "what cup holder?"
The owner replies, "You know... you push the button and it slides out."
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04-03-2009, 02:26 PM
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My favourite is a sticker on a computer where I work, it is the usual silver sticker with the blue circle that says, "Intel Inside" and just under the blue circle it says "Idiot outside".
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06-03-2009, 04:44 PM
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Tripping in Space
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Location: Sydney
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love it!
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06-03-2009, 11:24 PM
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Moving to Pandora
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Location: Swan Hill
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