Joke

[TrevorW]

For a laugh

[h0ughy (David)]

Lol

[Ric]

Good value Trevor.

[Jen]

well i must be a scientist cause i reakon i would try it again

[Miaplacidus (Brian)]

Twice. Well, maybe three times. Definitely no more than four...

(Then I would trick someone else into doing it. Induction for me peters out after about 20 iterations...)

[TrevorW]

It is reported that Copernicus' parents said to him at the age of twelve:

"Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you."

PS: maybe Mike should start a joke of the week section

PPS: I'm off on holidays next week so it'll be quite from me

Cheers

[Jen]

Originally Posted by TrevorW

PS: maybe Mike should start a joke of the week section

PPS: I'm off on holidays next week so it'll be quite from me

Cheers

Hey did i say you could have holidays now who else am i going to annoy

[Jen]

An old Hippy went into a Tackle Store to buy a fishing rod and reel for Will (her grandson’s birthday.)
She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
The salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses. She says, Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'
He says, 'Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.'
She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, 'That's a two metre Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco reel and 5-kg test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this Week for $44.'
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. 'Oh, that sounds like a Visa card, says the salesman. As the old Hippy bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally passes wind. At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had passed wind.
The salesman rings up the sale and says,’ That’ll be $58.50 please.' The old Hippy is totally confused by this and asks, ‘Didn’t you tell me it was on sale for $44? How did you get to $58.50?' ‘The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50.'

[Ric]

Good one Jen.

[TrevorW]

Ha Ha Ha !!!!

[marki]

Originally Posted by TrevorW

PS: maybe Mike should start a joke of the week section

PPS: I'm off on holidays next week so it'll be quite from me

Cheers

Where are you off to Trevor? I didn't think they allowed the silver city folk time off.

PS: none of my jokes are suitable for a public forum

Ciao Mark