wooing the fairer sex

[davidpretorius]

I am in two minds and need help.

If i am going to woo my lovely wife to an evening of romance. I know what to wear, but how to wear it!

So i thought i would ask you guys.

So when you rock up to the bedroom and bounce thru the door in naught but your astro torch attached firmly but comfortably to your head, do you:

1. turn both white lights on
2. just the red light
3. leave both lights off

please help me in what is a very serious question

[asimov (John)]

....Yeah, I've always known youv'e needed some kind of help Davo..

I'd be bouncin' in with the red light A-blazin'!

[[1ponders] (Paul)]

If you are serious about this, then get rid of the headlamp and go in with a candle lit at both ends and held in your teeth. Make sure your grinning.

[acropolite (Phil)]

Take a leaf out of Photon's book, a green laser wielded like a light sabre, preferably in a Zorro (or equivalent super hero) suit and with a single (thornless) red rose clenched firmly between the teeth. Of course the headlamp could be used to great effect if tilted down to illuminate your eager face.......but really, sitting on the couch and watching TV or engaging in converstation would probably work better.

[h0ughy (David)]

I think a few too many photons got through to you Dave.

Your a few neutrons short in the molecule!!

With the exception of Mr ponders and maybe one or two others, Astronomy and romance don't together.
Dave if it really matters then the red torch and the candles would be you best bet, and maybe a very large bag

[[1ponders] (Paul)]

Yep my Lady knows how to wooooooo me "Get the Losmandy Baby" works for me everytime.

[h0ughy (David)]

Originally Posted by [1ponders]

Yep my Lady knows how to wooooooo me "Get the Losmandy Baby" works for me everytime.

do you wear the headlamp as well Sorry the answer is in the avitar

I can't help it, I still cannot get over the fact she gave it to you

[davidpretorius]

the ladies have it so easy!!

i thought torch on the head, socks, sandals and a pen in a pen protector sticky taped to my chest where a pocket would normally go!

[[1ponders] (Paul)]

All class David

[davidpretorius]

i have just taken a picture to show you what i mean, if i can just get this attachment button to work...........................hang on i will post it in a sec.................oops the webcam cord has got tangled.....................owww that hurts...........damn, the pen protector has just got caught as well and ripped a fair chunk of my chest hairs off...........god damn it.....................in all the excitement, my wife has come out and seen me lying in the nude and asked what i am doing with a webcam, a computer connected to the internet and all my astro gear at funny angles. she has now picked up the phone and reported mike's site to the authorities and they will be round in the morning to shut down this ****ographic website.

so guys, quickly post as many things as you can before it gets taken off the air

[avandonk]

I only took up Astronomy so when I was out all night there were no questions!
Did not know about putting on an act.Will keep it in mind!

[rowena]

david...

from one of the few women on here.....forget the white light... unless u want her blinded and not to be able to see u at all!!!!... those things are BRIGHT! so white light is bad!!!... i say do the rose and candle light room!... or unless you have bedroom lights that dim.. that works too! the other thing is if u do wear the head lamp.... and you go to kiss her... you will be head butting her with the lamp.. and that wont be pretty! :\ so ditch the head lamp... unless she likes it...

[davidpretorius]

i do not think i will give this a go for any bedroom activity, she laughed so hard when i put it on after buying it from Coles that i reckon she would laugh til crying if i rocked up in this gear!

[rowena]

hahaha yes but at least u know how to make her smile in the future when shes in a bad mood!!!