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Old 11-11-2021, 05:24 PM
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Soooo True ....!!

Mod's you can pull this down if you think it's out of order.....

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Old 11-11-2021, 05:44 PM
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I reckon Col they will leave it there, it is all a load of **** but I have heard all of it.

Hey how come your ****s are OK and mine are stared out is that because yours are in a Frame

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Old 11-11-2021, 07:38 PM
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Hey how come your ****s are OK and mine are stared out is that because yours are in a Frame

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LOL Leon, obviously because Col’s are worth framing...

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Old 11-11-2021, 07:43 PM
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Well, you certainly got that that out of your (digestive) system.....
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Old 11-11-2021, 10:22 PM
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In tune with Col's theme .. here is another.

The Plan

In the beginning, there was a plan,
And then came the assumptions,
And the assumptions were without form,
And the plan without substance,

And the darkness was upon the face of the workers,
And they spoke among themselves saying,
"It is a crock of **** and it stinks."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a pile of dung, and we cannot live with the smell."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
Such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plants growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor
Of the company With very powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan
And saw that it was good,
And the Plan became Policy.

And this, my friend, is how **** happens.
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Old 11-11-2021, 11:37 PM
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In tune with Col's theme .. here is another.

The Plan

In the beginning, there was a plan,
And then came the assumptions,
And the assumptions were without form,
And the plan without substance,

And the darkness was upon the face of the workers,
And they spoke among themselves saying,
"It is a crock of **** and it stinks."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a pile of dung, and we cannot live with the smell."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
Such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plants growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor
Of the company With very powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan
And saw that it was good,
And the Plan became Policy.

And this, my friend, is how **** happens.

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Old 12-11-2021, 07:59 AM
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Mod's you can pull this down if you think it's out of order.....

Col...

Hence your nickname Poops.


Occasionally lightened to Pops, but usually Poops or Poopy
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Old 12-11-2021, 08:34 AM
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Hence your nickname Poops.


Occasionally lightened to Pops, but usually Poops or Poopy
You're one to talk, Loow...

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Old 12-11-2021, 11:26 AM
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Well I am deeply offended

In fact I would put you on ignore but I am worried I may miss something offensive.

And heaps of praise to the moderators who clearly have exercised wise discretion

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Old 12-11-2021, 01:36 PM
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You're one to talk, Loow...

Sorry Andpoo?
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Old 12-11-2021, 01:50 PM
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Sorry Andpoo?
It’s okay.... so we’re flush?

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Old 12-11-2021, 03:41 PM
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It’s okay.... so we’re flush?

Yeah, I’m done, so scat.

No paper left anyway. Houghy hoarded it all during Lockdown 2.0 (Newcastle council starting inquiry as to misappropriation of public facility paper supply)
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Old 12-11-2021, 03:53 PM
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Yeah, I’m done, so scat.

No paper left anyway. Houghy hoarded it all during Lockdown 2.0 (Newcastle council starting inquiry as to misappropriation of public facility paper supply)
Oh crap don’t say that, you’ll end up with another 2 month holiday.

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Old 12-11-2021, 05:09 PM
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It’s ok. He donated it all to the local Bunnings
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